alohahosts
07-28-2002, 10:09 PM
In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time Warner implode, here are the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in late 2002 and make yourself a
bundle.
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and
W.R. Grace will merge and become.....Hale,Mary,Fuller,Grace.
2. PolyGram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces
and become......Polly, Warner, Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as....MMMGood.
4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will
merge to become, of course,.........ZipAudiDoDa.
5. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become
...Fairwell Honeychild.
6. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become.......
Poupon Pants.
7. Knott's Berry Farm and the Nat'l Organization of Women will
become.........Knott NOW!
Watch for these consolidations in late 2002 and make yourself a
bundle.
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and
W.R. Grace will merge and become.....Hale,Mary,Fuller,Grace.
2. PolyGram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces
and become......Polly, Warner, Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as....MMMGood.
4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will
merge to become, of course,.........ZipAudiDoDa.
5. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become
...Fairwell Honeychild.
6. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become.......
Poupon Pants.
7. Knott's Berry Farm and the Nat'l Organization of Women will
become.........Knott NOW!