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F.N
07-17-2002, 01:59 PM
A long, long time ago before...

michaeln
07-17-2002, 02:17 PM
there as the internet or even computers

SoftWareRevue
07-17-2002, 02:21 PM
someone said, "Let's start a story (http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11365)." :D

cabalstudios
07-17-2002, 02:22 PM
thats when it all began, going back too...."

michaeln
07-17-2002, 02:25 PM
the time when Henry Ford rolled the first Model T off of the assembly line

Andrew
07-17-2002, 02:35 PM
back when men were men and the farm animals ran scared,

Brina81281
07-17-2002, 02:54 PM
and you could buy a Pepsi for just a nickel....

mtgm
07-17-2002, 03:45 PM
Those were the days we wish still existed...

dancies
07-17-2002, 03:50 PM
or one of these (http://www.jast.mil/Concepts/Con_X35_Splash.htm) for a dime.

[Hmm... editors note: reverse the order of this and the previous post - I'm just not as fast on the submit button as I should be]

FDrive
07-17-2002, 04:08 PM
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...


;)

Rotifer
07-17-2002, 04:36 PM
as Satan ran amuck, sowing his seed and terrorizing the righteous.:dgrin:

Brina81281
07-17-2002, 04:43 PM
A hero emerged to fight the wicked and unjust...... :D

cabalstudios
07-17-2002, 04:48 PM
he killed all evil people and that was the end .

ops, was i not meant to end it ;)

Rotifer
07-17-2002, 05:10 PM
But no! The hero discovered that his wife was actually his mother and he had mistakenly killed his father at a crossroads!

Brina81281
07-17-2002, 05:11 PM
Or so we all thought..... :stickout

He had actually killed his father twin, The Evil Dr. Evel ;)

michaeln
07-17-2002, 06:03 PM
But Mini Evel came back to take revenge for his creators death.....

edude
07-17-2002, 06:56 PM
and ***** appeared and started to terrorise even more!

Rotifer
07-17-2002, 07:03 PM
Then their Cyberwings server went offline!

michaeln
07-17-2002, 07:31 PM
And then Cyberwings customers jumped to their defense after their sites had been down for two weeks.

Rotifer
07-17-2002, 07:49 PM
Over the nearby mountains soared Mini Evel on an enormous, fire belching dragon!

JSpired
07-17-2002, 07:54 PM
who gobbled up Mini Evel and spit out..

Rotifer
07-17-2002, 07:56 PM
a race of beautiful, golden haired maidens.

RRolfe
07-17-2002, 09:52 PM
All the beautiful maidens wanted to make webpages.....

F.N
07-17-2002, 10:21 PM
but the people wanted the beautiful maidens for something else ;)

Gem Hexen
07-18-2002, 12:58 AM
which was to have group sex

JSpired
07-18-2002, 01:06 AM
in a datacenter in

viGeek
07-18-2002, 01:07 AM
weehawkin nj

JTY
07-18-2002, 02:16 AM
unfortunately this datacenter lacked black lighting...

Gem Hexen
07-18-2002, 04:22 AM
and was owned by *****

JSpired
07-18-2002, 04:51 AM
that person we all know and love..

F.N
07-18-2002, 11:00 AM
SUDDENLY! A virus attacks...

shaunewing
07-18-2002, 11:06 AM
and all the sites were down once more...

Rotifer
07-18-2002, 12:20 PM
'til they sprang to life, running a curious new program spawned by the virus .....

F.N
07-18-2002, 12:27 PM
it replaces all *nix servers with DOS

Rotifer
07-18-2002, 03:38 PM
and Bill Gates body with that of Anna Kournikova.

Gem Hexen
07-18-2002, 05:33 PM
Windows runs flawlessly and pigs fly.

F.N
07-18-2002, 10:32 PM
funnily enough, all the pigs flew over to Redmond and ...

Gem Hexen
07-18-2002, 11:44 PM
wondered why they were in Redmond

shaunewing
07-18-2002, 11:54 PM
and took after the geese and crapped on Bill Gates' house...

F.N
07-19-2002, 12:06 AM
It is at this point that Bill got hell pissed and brought his secret weapon - an ultraneutronphaserthingamegickXP and...

Gem Hexen
07-19-2002, 12:30 AM
the end!

shaunewing
07-19-2002, 12:33 AM
Until Part 2 came around :D...

F.N
07-19-2002, 12:37 AM
...and there you have it - the shortest story ever told in Discussion Forums history.

Gem Hexen
07-19-2002, 01:14 AM
The End. Seriously. Enough!