What's the funniest thing you've seen on the Web? Post us a link and share. If it's not safe for work, make sure you mention the link is NSFW when you post it.

I've seen some funny stuff, but I'm willing to bet some of you have bookmarked some really whacky material that it absolutely over the top.

Colonblow (http://www.colonblow.com)

I've always wanted to try it. Maybe on a three day weekend?

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:cartman: Colon blow works it's magic on Cartman.

Originally posted by Rotifer
. . . . . Colon blow works it's magic on Cartman. Wasn't that an SNL skit?

The funniest recent thing I have seen on the net was this "job application" I received. (It was sent as a joke, so it's ok to paste it)

"HI
I WANTS TO APPLY FOR SALE REP K.
I AM 17 AND ENHJOY TEH INTARNET AND I THEINK I CAN SELL UR DIFFRENT PAHCAGES.
MY MOM NEESD HOSTING SO RUGHT THERE, YOU HAEW 1 CUSTOMER FROM ME.
I ENJOY PORK :)
ALSO MY RATES AER VERY CHEAP.
HERE ARE VARIOUS WEBSITES I HAVE WORKED FOR>

www.VCDQUALiTY.com

KTHNX"

Wasn't that an SNL skit?

Yep, they were bran flakes. However this is "colonblow" rather than "colon blow". There is also a hot sauce called colon blow. Sheesh, get in touch with your colon products soft.

Phil Hartman (http://snltranscripts.jt.org/89/89ecolonblow.phtml) :bawling:

Good thread... I collect huge amounts of links of this stuff...
I just love it :D....

Some of my favorites...

http://www.derekconjar.com/
--- Paradise Design's new competition :D

http://www.vhemt.org/
--- Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

http://www.y2khai.com/
--- The crazy Loc'd out Asian Rapper dressed as Elvis.

http://www.jasonbane.com/
--- The dopest White Boy in existence :D.. hah NSFW

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1742947991
--- Should have great resale value :D..

http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/deathrow.htm
--- Little bit of the twisted side of the web. Includes the last words and last meals of those executed by the state of Texas.
--- At least he kinda tried to get out of it (Last words) (http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/delkmontylast.htm)

http://www.midgetsrus.com/
--- The URL says it all

http://www.mchawking.com/
--- A parody sight of MCHawking rapping.... I have great respect for the guy but, humor trumps that for me (Some lyrics NSFW).

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2115221404
--- Wonders of Ebay

http://www.iamlost.com/features/nicolaxx/
--- No one needs to quit smoking that badly

http://members.tripod.com/%7Ejsfrench/
--- Online Museum of Moist Toweletts

http://www.geocities.com/brynfanclub/
--- Just weird.

http://www.downsyndromedolls.com
--- I kinda have a cold sense of humor... I don't mean to offend anyone by placing this link. Please take that into account.

http://www.pinstruck.com/
--- Online voodoo doll... Pin prick someone virtually

http://www.watchmedance.com/
--- Just weird.... weird... I feel scared :D....

http://www.bodyperks.com/
--- Probably NSFW... Nipple Enhancers

http://www.airlinemeals.net/
--- Collection of photos of airline food

http://www.stcloudsuperman.com/
--- Some weird guy dressed as superman....

http://cuddleslut.nethosters.com/
--- Schedule a cuddle....


Wow... Well thats just the first few I could find....
If you need another fix of weirdness... Just ask... I'll see what I can do :D....

Oh man... Forgot my favorite :D...

http://www.virtualcrack.com/

Send someone some virtual crack rock :pimp:

Wow, I wasted about an hour on that list. At least I was able to haul my laptop into the bathroom while I worked out the Colonblow. Is there anyone else who admits to surfing while on the John? :D

Hmm.. I looked through most of these links.. they were.. interesting. :D

I especially enjoyed reading through the superman forum. They've a lot of interesting smilies.

BTW, I am kidding... ;) it wasn't that interesting, the people there were, well, see for yourself...

Originally posted by Rotifer
Is there anyone else who admits to surfing while on the John? :D


I'll add hot tub and roof to that list :D

I have way too much wireless network stuff

Originally posted by Rotifer
. . . . . .Sheesh, get in touch with your colon products soft.. . . .. HEY! Leave my colon outa this! :angry:





:bawling: :cartman: :(

Wohoooo, Studio64! We are meeting again and it is again a pleasure :) Thanks for those funny links :)

Always enjoyed this one:

http://www.jesusdressup.com/

Greg Moore

So Greg, when you are feeling particularly vengeful you bounce over and slap Jesus in his SatanSuite? I think I will, henceforth. :dgrin:

I'm partial to the tu-tu and diving helmet combo myself :)

Greg Moore

Kinky

Some of these are really funny. ;-)