I'm writing this email to update everyone on why support has been slow these past couple of weeks. Your friendly admin has suddenly developed an addiction for spanking the monkey. He stays up late a night to punish this poor creature, in the hopes of one day being able to slap it at 1000+ mph. Yes this might sound silly to you, but not to your admin. In fact in the last 24 hours, this has been the only 2 minutes of it (other than eating snacks and going poopoo) that he's been able to get away from slapping this orangutan.

Oh well it's back to torturing the monkey. When your admin is finally able to ditch this addiction, your support emails will be answered asap. We have not forgotten about you, and your admin really loves you all. Take care.

:eek:
considering what spankin' the monkey is... that's disturbing :)

Greg Moore

Just wash your hands before touching the keyboard...

Vito

:rolleyes:

WTF did this guy smoke?

:confused: :eek:

its a game that was posted in another thread... if i find it again i will post it here.

:D

http://www.flamjam.com/spank/

there you go :rolleyes:

That was first posted some months ago. Getting to 1000 is easy though.