Are you tried of high priced dedicated server solutions of upwards of $99.00 a month for a dedicated server with a measly 400 gig's a month bandwidth and no support?

Let's get right to the point! I'm partnering up with some local people and we managed to put together a state of the art data center and blazing fast network!

Are you tired of having your Windows and Unix or Mac servers crash and burn? Why not try our dedicated deals on our brand new, second hand circa 1979 Atari (http://www.atari-history.com/computers/8bits/400.html) (tm) 400 (http://www.geocities.com/~compcloset/atari400.htm) systems?!

Our super dooper, blazing fast Atari Network (http://www.rdrop.com/~jimw/34590_03.JPG) is one of the most advanced in the country, offering custom backups on our 410 Data Cassette Drives (http://www.atari-history.com/410.html) and we even offer Data recovery on your hard drives! (http://www.rdrop.com/~jimw/34588_21.JPG).

Of course, Atari's have another advantage! The 400 model doesn't even offer hard drives, so you can feel safe that your data is secure and redundant with our Backup solutions! (http://www2.asw.cz/~kubecj/data/hardpics/410____f.jpg).

Even the keyboard is so advanced that it's tactile membrane prevents damage from food and small objects that are commonly falling out of the mouths of our on-site (mother's basement) staff members!

We have redundant power sources with our high tech Tube racks! (http://www.rdrop.com/~jimw/34588_16.JPG). No more breakers and UPS, we have enough vacuum tubes to last us to next month!

All servers come with the very fast Atari CPU model 6502 -- that's 1.8 mhz people!

A healthy 8K of RAM and using the CTIA chip technology!

We offer many OS choices; Basic.

Add ons include the Atari DOS 2.0/2.5, MyDOS, Sparta-DOS, Happy DOS II+D, BiboDOS, TurboDOS, TopDOS, BeweDOS and SuperDOS systems. Everything from Atari Assembly and Atari Basic, to PILOT (you can develop screaming online applications, as soon as we can connect the modems!)

Proud member of http://www.myatari.net and avid reader of Antic and other's: http://www.atarimagazines.com.

Put in your order today at Atari-Colocation.com

* Proud sponsor of the 2002 TimPD "Special Hosting Team"

How much for 16kb of RAM? :P

Well if it is a sponsor of the 2002 TimPD "Special Hosting Team" then where do I sign up? :D

he says Atari-Colocation.com, but it's down right now...:(

What a scam...:D

I really, really need this hosting.. where do I sign? :D

--Shaun.

I have only good comments for this company - great support, from day 1 TimPD's staff replied to my e-mails prompty (within 1 week). Great staff & i believe this company has a great future in the current market ;) :agree: :agree:

Most interested in this offer. Can you post a few prices due tonthe fact that the Atari-Colocation.com site is down.

Regards,

Brian

Does the flea ridden staff do support of billing?? Or both???


Gotta love a DC that has everything, kitchen, bedrooms, and even living rooms... Your setup is so clever....

You disguised your Data Center as a normal home to deter criminals from stealing your quality hardware :D


BTW: Can I get a cpanel license too??? :rolleyes:

:eek: wow ... such a great deal :eek:

Do you accept paypal?

Where is the sign-up form? been trying to access your site with no luck..:D

How much for an upgrade to the Timex Sinclair 1000 (http://www.old-computers.com/museum/computer.asp?c=477) ?

do you have redundant conections like www.obsoletehosting.com ? and tape-backup systems?

Originally posted by Rotifer
How much for an upgrade to the Timex Sinclair 1000 (http://www.old-computers.com/museum/computer.asp?c=477) ?
Sheesh, the Sinclair 1000 was an upgraded model with twice the RAM (2kb) instead of the older model with 1kb of RAM, heh. I had one of those, as many of you did. You just can't beat loading a program via the cassette player...

*press play*

*wait 15 minutes*

bingo, your program is running! :D Those were some painful home computing days...

I want to host with you, as soon as possible.

Dear god tim...this is one of the better/funnier posts Ive read in a while. Thanks for the whitty crackup. :stickout

16k...I cant believe how far computers have progressed in such a short period of time.

* Proud sponsor of the 2002 TimPD "Special Hosting Team"-------- Now this is freaking hilarious! :D Is TimPD competing in the hosting special olympics? Afterall he is handicap and retarded. :eek:

Hey aren't the admins supposed to slap the poster around a few times and close the post because it's a blatant solicitation of business on a lounge forum?

I think I'm gonna set up my own Nintendo clustering package one of these days.

We can Offer you something better than that deal!!

Are you tired of high priced dedicated server solutions of upwards of $.06 a month for a dedicated Atari with a measly 8k of ram?

Then why not spend that extra $.04 cents per month and get a Quality Commodore 64 (http://www.old-computers.com/museum/computer.asp?c=98) for a low cost of $.10 per month!

Let's get right to the point! I also partnered up with some local people and we managed to put together a BIGGER state of the art data center and MUCH FASTER blazing network!

Are you tired of having your Atari server crash and burn? Why not try our dedicated deals on our brand new, second hand circa Commodore 64 (tm) systems?!

OUR whoooping, blazing fast Commodore Network is one of the most advanced in the country, offering custom backups on our 1561 "5 1/4" floopy disk drives. Don't waste time with those Atari tape backups! They are not as reliable as a state of the art Commodore 1561 "5 1/4" floppy disk drive.

Of course, Commodore's have another advantage! We do offer hard drives, so you can feel safe that your data is secure and redundant. Each Commodore 64 server comes with a CMD HD-20
20Mb hard-drive (http://www.old-computers.com/museum/detail.asp?t=2&i=263)

Don't settle with a 8K Atari when you can get a 64K RAM Commodore!

And if that is not enough for you, you can easily upgrade to a 128K Commodore 128 (http://www.old-computers.com/museum/computer.asp?c=96) for only $.05 cents more per month.

Proud member of http://www.c64.org/ and http://www.old-computers.com

Put in your order today at GetMoreWithCommodore.com :D

Humm, our site is down, I better get with that guy from the Atari Network :D :D :D

Oh, don't get mad, we ripped the Atari site. :eek:

Oh, BTW, yes, we do accept PayPal, and nothing else! :mad:

I ordered a new server, i still haven't received my login details.. its been 2 weeks.. :eek:

From us? Or Atari? :D

Yes from you guys, wheres my commodore :(

Oh sorry about that. Seeing we caused you the trouble, we will upgrade you for free to a Commodore 128.

Does that help? :D

Getting that info ASAP.

Is your website down ? :eek:

What GetMoreWithCommodore.com?

Well, we have been having some DNS issues. Waiting on a response from the Atari Network. :stickout

Prevo, any ETA?

You guys should give away copies of Saturday Night Fever on Betamax to anyone who signs up for one year!

Prevo, wheres my copy? :angry:

Man, I wish we could afford it. A year of hosting would be $1.20, the cheapest place I can find the betamax is for $2.00

Don't think that would be profitable :(

http://www.palsite.com/4sale5.html

aww, i want a cancellation :angry:

Will you be able to colo my Tandy TRS-80? It's a bit larger than normal considering the built-in monitor and all, but it sure is a screamer.

i want a cancellation too ... i order me server with 100MB data-transfer .... and i got 500MB this isn't on :angry: :blush: :D

I got mine yesterday. That blistering 300 baud connection is fantastic!

We will start phasing in our 1200 baud modems in the next 30 to 60 days. :cool:

My e-mails never replied to, i'm submiting you guys to the BBB :angry:

Anything slower going at a discounted price?

Originally posted by Realist
Anything slower going at a discounted price?

How about a Commodore Pet with a 150 baud Coupler modem for $.02 cents a month? :D

ljprevo, stop ignoring me, the BBB will hear from you!

Naaaa to fast looking for a better deal :)

Originally posted by ljprevo


How about a Commodore Pet with a 150 baud Coupler modem for $.02 cents a month? :D

Originally posted by edude
ljprevo, stop ignoring me, the BBB will hear from you!

Ok edude, a Commodore 128 for one year. Dang, out $1.80 for the year. :bawling:

Hi,

Sorry everyone. I'll get to your order as fast as possible. I have at least 3 emails in my inbox and it's difficult to sort through all of them. I'd have sooner, but well, I was arrested again for credit card fraud and things have been a little hectic around here with the FBI coming and taking all the drives for inspection. I promise to get to everything by next month and let you know what's going on, we just need to reorganize the team a little -- and late one night we're going to have to move to another data center unexpectedly (unfortunately we will not be able to give any notice [it can happen any time in the next year]).

Also things have been a little slow as my hand still hurts after I put the ol' woman in line the other night. That was the first arrest and had nothing to do the the more recent arrest for CC fraud. I'm just being honest here guys, as I think that's the best way to do business. On a positive note, we're trying to find out where we can get some of those Gibson super computers that we saw in the movie "Hackers" and we (me, myself and I) will update you soon. Also, my mother says I might be able to move the computers out of the basement and into my brother's old room as soon as he's sent back to juvenile hall. So things are really looking up! Thanks for your patience and understanding.

Sorry, that post didn't come out right. It should have read:

YO!

My bad brothas. i'll git ta yo' order as fast as possible. i gots at least 3 emails in muh ma f*ckin inbox an' it's not fly 2 sort thru all o' dem. i'd gots sooner, but well, i wuz arrested ag'in fo' credit card fraud an' things gots been uh lil hectic round here wiff da FBI coming an' koppin' all da drives fo' inspeckshon an sh*t. i be makin a pact ta git ta evry thing by next mo an' let ya no what da 411 iz, we's just need 2 reorganize da homiez uh lil -- an' late 1 night We be going ta gots 2 move ta another data center unexpectedly (unfortunately we's will no b able 2 give any notice [it can happen any tyme in da next year]).

Also things gots been uh lil slow as muh ma f*ckin hand still hurts afta I put da ol' biotch in line da other night. That wuz da first arrest an' had nuttin' ta do da the mo' recent arrest fo' CC fraud. i'm just being striaght up here pimpz, as I th'o't dat's da bomb way ta do bidness. On uh positive note, We be tryin ta find out where we's can git some o' those Gibson super computers dat we's seen in da movie "Hackers" an' we's (me, myself an' I) will update ya'll soon wiff da 411. Also, muh ma f*ckin mudda says I might be able ta move da computers out o' da basement an' in 2 muh ma f*ckin brudda's old crib as soon as he's sent back 2 juvenile hall. So thingz iz really looking phat! Thanks fo' yo' keepin reel an' kickin'. in the hood yo!

Thank you Ebonics Translator! http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

LOL! dat'sf*cking hilarious sho 'nuff! :D

What rip off

i want me $1 back :bawling:

Originally posted by utadmin
What rip off

i want me $1 back :bawling:

I told you FIVE TIMES ALREADY, you will NOT be getting a refund for your $1 yearly hosting fee, as you agreed to me being able to charge your CC whenever I want. It's clearly posted in the TOS upon signup. Forget it pal, back off or I'll sue you and all your relatives!

Originally posted by Tim_Greer


I told you FIVE TIMES ALREADY, you will NOT be getting a refund for your $1 yearly hosting fee, as you agreed to me being able to charge your CC whenever I want. It's clearly posted in the TOS upon signup. Forget it pal, back off or I'll sue you and all your relatives!

ok then .... fine ... you'll be hearing from my lawyer :D

Those are some sweet machines ... but i've never had any of them ... my first PC was a 386 i then went onto 486 .. then P3 450MHZ now duron 900 :blush:

Originally posted by edude
I ordered a new server, i still haven't received my login details.. its been 2 weeks.. :eek:

As a board member of atari-colocation.com I should comment here.

You haven't sent your preactivation fee in and we no longer want or need your business. If you were within driving distance I might even come over and crack some knee caps for wasting our time.

"We pride ourselves on top notch customer service !"

Regards,
Make-beleive manager
GoToHell@atari-colocation.com

Originally posted by edude
aww, i want a cancellation :angry:

Thats fine but we are going to have to keep billing you for the next year or so becuase.....well, I just dont feel like taking you out of the billing system!

Originally posted by edude
My e-mails never replied to, i'm submiting you guys to the BBB :angry:

I got your BBB right here......


Anyways, new Atari specials will be announced soon....or maybe not....then again?!?.....ah nevermind, we dont want to announce them now.

Originally posted by edude
I ordered a new server, i still haven't received my login details.. its been 2 weeks.. :eek:

That's weird.. I got mine even before I signed up..

Originally posted by Joana


That's weird.. I got mine even before I signed up..

some people have all the luck :bawling:

Originally posted by Joana


That's weird.. I got mine even before I signed up.. LOL.