I dated this girl about a year ago hehe the good old days....well we always argued about something....one time I tried to buy her flowers and guess what she did...she threw them away...Couple sayd later I bought her the same flowers but different color...she loved them... girls are very confusing....dont you think?

I have to agree that girls are VERY confusing. What makes my girl happy? She likes getting flowers (found red or purple is best) and she likes seeing movies. But, i guess it would change from person to person. So that question is kinda hard to answer.

I guess you didnt read this post :) http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=57644

Originally posted by mlip129
I guess you didnt read this post :) http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=57644

ROTFLMAO...

The classic Australian answer to that question is:

Who cares. :)


Lats...

.

money, diamonds, flowers, cuddling, semen... I really dunno... If I did, I'd be having a lot more fun!!! :)

Originally posted by VoxKeysGtr
money, diamonds, flowers, cuddling, semen... I really dunno... If I did, I'd be having a lot more fun!!! :)

Yikes! WAY OFF! Maybe it's just me, because I'm only a woman as far as a few specific parts go :)

I hate jewelry, I don't like rich people because they are generally ******** (in this area, at least), flowers are okay every once in awhile but I usually forget to put them in water before they die, cuddling is okay every once in awhile as well, and I won't comment on semen.

Originally posted by VoxKeysGtr
money, diamonds, flowers, cuddling, semen... I really dunno... If I did, I'd be having a lot more fun!!! :)

Dont feel bad nobody knows really... not even women.

Flowers? Dude, your way off. You gotta be somewhat of an *******. Seriously.

Just look around you for verification.

Poke her.

Originally posted by driverdave
Flowers? Dude, your way off. You gotta be somewhat of an *******. Seriously.

Just look around you for verification.

DriverDave, has this one right on point. Girls dont want to be treated like god, they want a guy who can be nice, and also treat them like dirt at times. I learned this lesson the hard way, everygirl I ever treated too good, left me. The ones I gave the nice guy/ass*ole attitude, Stayed with me, until i let them go. You have to find that point dead in between nice & evil :)

Simple answer: You can't.

Haha I have found with the majority of girls pretending (or not) caring about the girl seems to make them like you more and endlessly keeps them happy....ya i dont get it either, just something I have observed

In my personal research through the years, the only thing that makes a girl happy is a boyfriend / husband with a big paycheck.

Then again, if you try and get inside a womens mind.. its a very dangerous place to be. In most cases it is the point of no return.. do not attempt this at home!

This post has been authorised by my wife.

Originally posted by vigor
Girls dont want to be treated like god, they want a guy who can be nice, and also treat them like dirt at times. I learned this lesson the hard way, everygirl I ever treated too good, left me. The ones I gave the nice guy/ass*ole attitude, Stayed with me, until i let them go. You have to find that point dead in between nice & evil :)

Couldn't have said it better! ;)

Originally posted by mlip129
I guess you didnt read this post :) http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=57644 I was going to point that out...lol.

My answer: lots of lubrication and time. There is really no way to make a woman happy. Thats an oxymoron or something. Women are never 100% happy with anything. Chew on that one for a bit! :)

How to make a woman happy?
Lick, paw, ogle, caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, dig, floralize, feed, laminate, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, bark, purr, hug, baste, marinate, coddle, excite, pacify, tattoo, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, tunnel, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, ululate, trust, dip, twirl, dive, grovel, ignore, defend, milk, coax, clothe, straddle, melt, brag, acquiesce, aromate, prevail, super collide, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, reddi-whip, embrace, delouse, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, mosh, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, hold her hair while she's puking in the toilet, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, do a nickel in Attica for, dream of, promise, exceed, deliver, tease, flirt, enlist, torch, pine, wheedle, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, hezbollah, jihad, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her to Funkytown, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

& how to make a man happy?
Show up, naked (with food).

Originally posted by Alex[nl]
How to make a woman happy?
Lick, paw, ogle, caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, dig, floralize, feed, laminate, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, bark, purr, hug, baste, marinate, coddle, excite, pacify, tattoo, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, tunnel, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, ululate, trust, dip, twirl, dive, grovel, ignore, defend, milk, coax, clothe, straddle, melt, brag, acquiesce, aromate, prevail, super collide, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, reddi-whip, embrace, delouse, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, mosh, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, hold her hair while she's puking in the toilet, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, do a nickel in Attica for, dream of, promise, exceed, deliver, tease, flirt, enlist, torch, pine, wheedle, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, hezbollah, jihad, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her to Funkytown, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

& how to make a man happy?
Show up, naked (with food).

:laugh: ROFLOL :laugh:

Hehe I can only second that! :D

And yes, food IS important :D :rolleyes: :D

Yes, dear.

etLux said my answer.

Learn to say it and survive.

You can make a woman happy. Only, look at here, and you have to listen to her. Or, atleast be very good at pretending.

Originally posted by JTY
You can make a woman happy. Only, look at here, and you have to listen to her. Or, atleast be very good at pretending.


If you go with the pretend.. You need to learn to say Yes dear/darling/honey after every break :D

First of all, to be cherished. A woman likes to feel like she is your dream girl. She wants to know that when you watch her walk away, you are thinking about how great she looks. She needs to feel like she satisfies you completely.

Secondly, a woman needs to be reasoned with. For example, if you think what she just said was totally messed up and off the wall wrong, tell her. But, do it in a calming, reasoning way. She wants you to challenge her but not abusively.

Thirdly, a woman needs to feel confident that you have her best interests in mind. For example, she needs to know that you are "with" her throughout her journeys. She needs to know that you are watching over her and protecting her (not in a psycho-pump-a-few-bullets-in-the-guys-head-who-just-looked-at-her- way, or a "woe is me" way -- just in a loving way).

Next, a woman needs attention sometimes. Even if you have different interests and different things going on in life, you should spend some time together each day to appreciate each other.

A woman also needs to feel free. No, not free to go sleep with the UPS man, just free, not like you are watching her every move. If you have a trusting relationship, you should be okay with this one. Free simply means she needs to know that she can trust you and you can trust her and you both recognize that you have interests rather than just each other.

I am too tired to type anymore tonight but I will just close with a final food for thought. A woman needs orgasms. Hot, steamy, sexy orgasms. I know a lot of men feel like they are the only ones who need sex. That is not even close to being true. A woman needs hot, erotic, uninhibited sex, too.

Hehe...those are real good suggestions....post more if you have any.

LMAO this is to funny. I struggled with this today. The one girl i really like is still up in NC for a few months and i dont ahve enough money to go up and visit her. So i just call long distance everynight to her lol. Well funny thing is she loves pengiuns and tulips so i figured i would send her a stuff penguin or maybe just some tulips. Well talking to her on the phone some how we got on the subject of Choclates, Stuffed Animals and Flowers and she told me thats what guys do because they want to just try and impress a girl but dont really know what she really wants LOL. So to make this short i know she likes the Berry Blue Jelly Bellys so i sent her a whole 2.2 lb bag as a gift lol hopefully this shows i care and not that im impressing her....even though i would like to impress her too LOL.

heh..
My girlfriend is upstairs in my bed...
But she can't be with me.
But she wants to be.
She loves me.
I love her.
But she can't be with me.
Oxymoron...? Paradox...? I'm lost.

I know what you mean.

Originally posted by TheException
heh..
My girlfriend is upstairs in my bed...
But she can't be with me.
But she wants to be.
She loves me.
I love her.
But she can't be with me.
Oxymoron...? Paradox...? I'm lost.

hehehe... Oxymoron? No. She has her period. Wait a couple of days. ;)

:D Bailey

From what I've heard periods don't really make girls mad they just use it as a excuse...well that what one of my exgirlfriends told me.

They don't really change my girlfriend's attitude. As long as I'm keepin' her happy, it's all gravy.

POST 100!!!

Sorry, had to throw that in there.

. She has her period. Wait a couple of days.

Why wait, it just spices things up!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

:D

Originally posted by Rotifer


Why wait, it just spices things up!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

:D

You know some things shouldn't be said.. And that was one of them...

We don't wanna hear how you earned your red wings :D

LOL

:pimp:

I've come to the conclusion that all the guys here are clueless.

A Nokia Communicator would make me happy. :D


--Tina

LOL gunna have to agree with the "Yes, Dear". However, my wife isn't much of a "talker"... though I've had some girlfriends in the past that couldn't allow much more then a 30 second gap (to breathe) in a conversation.

But honestly, be honest (k that was forced), I think one of the biggest issues with women is men don't like to talk at all, and well... women like to talk.

So here's my suggestion: give your girlfriend/wife 1 hour a day to just blab about whatever, and you'll be much happier ;)

Originally posted by AffordableHost
I've come to the conclusion that all the guys here are clueless.

A Nokia Communicator would make me happy. :D


--Tina

Agreed, you poor males don't know anything, haha :)

Except the Nokia Communicator part, I would just prefer the $700 (plus maybe a little extra for cooling) to buy the parts for my new computer, since when I get paid for a site I recently designed, I have to pay a damn speeding ticket off with it!

hahah yea well I dont know anything about women...Sometimes I wish I did....ooh well g2g

Originally posted by AffordableHost
I've come to the conclusion that all the guys here are clueless.

A Nokia Communicator would make me happy. :D


--Tina

Sure. You don't know me then :)

erm......................................i dunno girls are strange they argue and fiht about nothing im only 13 so girls i no are going threw puberty so harder :bawling:

Yeah I guess...

Girls are confusing to me. Once you think you have them figured out you just figure out you didn't have them figured out all a long. :eek:

A lot of girls are attracted to me, so that's not a problem :)