I really wanted to share this one with you, but since we don't have a jokes forum I secretly post it here. You are all encouraged to share some other nices ones in your reply ;)

An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping
his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses,
mending fences and branding cattle so I guess I am."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, watch
TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and asked
him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a
lesbian.

:laugh:

Nice