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akashik
06-26-2002, 04:21 PM
Just got this from a friend so sorry if everyone knows this but me.

Go to Google and type "Your name is" (including the quotes), and post the more interesting results you find. Example:

Greg is best described as a `phenomenon,'
Greg is attacked by puppet zombies
Greg is actively involved in the budgie fancy
Greg is interested in probing the properties of the long-lived triplet excitons
Greg is really a women and so is your team. ...
Greg is the self-proclaimed cranky old man of gaming
Greg is pretty harsh on the lowly White Fish.
Once Greg is installed, you can type make check in the Tests directory to get Greg to test itself.
Greg is lying in bed bare chested. Grunt! ...
Greg is not far from being a devil incarnate

and my personal favorite:

Greg is a confirmed non-smoker, often appearing on TV with his laminated urine test results hanging from a chain around his neck.

Greg Moore

JayC
06-26-2002, 04:37 PM
The first one: "Jay is not god."

Stupid Google.

Studio64
06-26-2002, 04:42 PM
Technical Information about the Adam

The Coleco Adam is a Z80 based 64k computer with lots of expansion possibility. There are several ways to attach an expansion, but in software there are basically only three ways to communicate with the devices: memory mapped, I/O ports (input/output), and AdamNET (which is sort of memory mapped.


:eek:

Well... I guess that sums it up.

ScottD
06-26-2002, 04:48 PM
Well, what can I say:

- SCOTT IS HOTT
- Scott is hot
- Scott is a great advocate of honoring centenarians
- Scott Is Awesome
- Scott is worth more to the world than many anxious efforts of diplomatists. :D <-- my favorite!

And of course, SCOTT IS A DAD (since December 18th 2001)

JayC
06-26-2002, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by DizixCom
Well, what can I say:

You forgot one:

- Scott is a decisive woman

:D

Sorry, yours were just so complimentary I couldn't resist checking to confirm it myself!

ScottD
06-26-2002, 05:14 PM
Hahaha, ugg, thanks for that. :) Water in the face of, of what? hmmm...

mitocondrias
06-26-2002, 05:30 PM
"Adriano is wanted by a host but he still belongs to us"
eeerm... I don't know if someone here wants me... But i need to say that I'm engaged...

" Adriano is a great house for either couples sharing together or for one or two families"
Dunno, but maybe I can help some of the guys around here with trouble in relationships (but I'm engaged)

"Adriano is one for the future"
Listen to this guy!!! Listen to this guy!!!

"Adriano is a few brush strokes away to completing the sunrise painting on the Firehole."
Jeeesh... And now I'm the new Picasso

"Adriano is elke dag een feestdag"
eeeerm... What are saying here? Nothing related to my mom, I hope...

"It must be said that the confused Adriano is not
a particularly admirable 'hero'"
:bawling:
Well... It's always the same... If someone says good of you, another one will say bad of you too...
But, whatever...

"What is sure is that Adriano is staying with us"

(disclamer: one citation edited for comical purposes... I'm bad...)

alpha
06-26-2002, 05:35 PM
John is one of New York's winningest handicappers?!
John is an Exacta Box Specialist?!
John is a small village nestled along the Northumberland Strait.
John is also available separately for use in your software or on your servers
John is hitting the road!
John is married to actress Marnie Mosiman
John Is Not Dull
John is a prime mover in SETI
John is selected to perform as one of the featured musicians
at the Nashville New Music conference
John wins at the Tuney Awards
John is a rare mineral found at only one location in the world
John is thinking and writing

:D

Lain
06-26-2002, 05:40 PM
Mine are boring!

- Sarah is now sixteen years old!
- Speaking of EW, Sarah is nominated in the 2003 It List poll.
- Sarah is a star who refuses to quit shining
- Sarah is HERE!
- Sarah is currently on tour with Champions on Ice.
- SARAH IS BUFFY!
-Sarah is a minister and through the instruments of sound, silence, state of prayer she unleashes glories of divine expressions of angelic chorures, rapturous ...

Favorite :D
This, says Sarah, is like "being pecked to death by ducks."

NSyncVillage
06-26-2002, 05:41 PM
Jenna is now a Sobe Sponsored ASA Pro.
Jenna is somewhat of a celebrity in England.
Jenna is 5'4" with a well toned body and a cover-girl face.
Jenna is the answer to a mothers prayers.
Jenna is a very bright young lady, earning the highest marks in all academic areas

My personal favorite:
Jenna is certainly the biggest porn star of the 90's if not all time.

Deb
06-26-2002, 05:43 PM
Hmmmmm..... the pressure .... I don't know if I can take it!!

From page one results....

Dear Deb...Is it unusual to have an affair without intimacy?
Dear Deb ... Is it okay for a man to be sexually turned on by ...

Deb is a caring and loving mother. ...
Deb is a stay at home mom and loves all the time she gets to spend with our daughter. ...

tomcat.deb is illegal in debian
GNOME-DB 0.2.1 deb is now available

That Deb is one smart cookie

At present Prof. Deb is the Associate Editor of the IEEE Transactions on Evolutionary Computation Journal (the only member from India). ...

Deb is fine!


---
Well that was interesting!

MGCJerry
06-26-2002, 06:00 PM
Hmm... Maybe I'm missing something, I just get search results... :confused:

Oh well...

NSyncVillage
06-26-2002, 06:07 PM
Yeah, you're supposed to get search results. You type in, for example, "Jenna is" if your name is Jenna, and then find the interesting sentences that begin with "Jenna is"

JTY
06-26-2002, 06:13 PM
John is one of New York's winningest handicappers?!
John is an Exacta Box Specialist?!
John is planning a new seminar tour!
John is a familiar presence at bluegrass, jazz and folk festivals.
John is accessible, versatile and highly professional.
John' Is A Nutty Head Trip.
John is getting lots of media coverage.
John is a great guy.
John is a master creator.
John is Caught Up.
John is a firm believer in FreeSoftware, because it promotes cooperation and good will.

311
06-26-2002, 06:16 PM
Mine are:

Alex is definitely your man.
Alex is my Bro.
Alex is the slightly larger pup with the blunter nose.
Alex is shown two plant stakes and three keys on a tray.
Alex's is Growth in Graphs and Pictures

blah, blah...

My most favorite ones:

Alex is Really a Gross Monster? What Does He Look Like???
and
ALEX IS AN IDIOT with WAY too much time.

I like this game...:stickout

BbBoy
06-26-2002, 06:23 PM
Chris is a talented actor who has starred in movies, television and theatre.

Chris is the author of Matters of Public Concern and the Public University Professor in the Notre Dame Journal of College and University Law

Chris Is Now @ 7 Crows :eek:

Chris is a very spontaneous person and looks for honesty and loyalty in potential girlfriends.

Chris is Home Page :D

Well that passed a couple of minutes :)

Incognito
06-26-2002, 06:32 PM
Incognito is an Instant Messaging (IM) system that ensures your privacy and security

Incognito is essentially one man's dream, namely Jean-Paul 'Bluey' Maunick

(Incognito) is a British company offering independent assessment of customer service, call handling and sales skills

Incognito Is Exploded

“Incognito” is a wandering play which was performed at the Bergen International Music Festival

Incognito is Back!!!

Incognito is a great book that keeps you guessing

Incognito is a secret organization of rebels to the datalords

Incognito remains Incognito

secludo
06-26-2002, 06:42 PM
Jennifer is multilingual and can assist buyers from Germany and French speaking countries with ease.

Jennifer is a recent graduate of Millersville University from which she received a BA in art.

Jennifer is actually more strange to me than love.

Jennifer is a dork.

Jennifer is the best part of NBC's Must See TV Thursdays.

Jennifer is a superstar singer, actress and performer.

Jennifer is as talented as she is beautiful.

Jennifer is one of the world's most exciting and popular women.

Jennifer is Correct.

Jennifer is perfect just the way she is, she does not need to be
fixed or healed, she is not broken or ill, she is a Dwarf!

Jennifer is not just a pretty face.

webarama
06-26-2002, 06:59 PM
DAVE is the first and only cross-platform networking solution of its kind
Dave Is A Monkey
Dave is a crack dealer!
Dave is back!
Dave is on now his way home
DAVE is really two products in one
Dave is watching you!
Dave is called "a legend" in the sporting arena

I could go on

markcastle
06-26-2002, 09:03 PM
"Mark is the Beast Oh, Yum"
- Right Oh!

"Mark is one of the finest individuals and sportsman you would ever want to meet"
- Of Course!!

"Mark is a registered trade mark"
- Am i patented aswell?

"Mark is a long-time student of esotericism"
- I study cults then?

"Mark is half Greek and half Irish, and likes watching old movies, weird movies, and of course, weird old movies"
- I'm weird then - very weird!

"MARK IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM"
- And the End Presumably?

"Mark is a VIP Speaker at Microsoft"
- Oh Dear - Oh Dear

"Mark is Ready! Are You?"
- Yeah - Are You ?

"Mark is available to facilitate, consult and offer personal coaching."
- Oh yes - i certainly am!!

"Mark, is profiled in The Homeless Home Movie ... "
- "homeless home movie". A What?

"mark is always fresh"
- Always baby.

"Mark is King of Cornwall"
- I just knew there was blue blood in these veins somewhere!!

"Mark is NOT the man for the job!"
- Oh Ok then!

mas3000
06-27-2002, 01:41 AM
- Mike is hungry.:eek:
- Mike is cool.
- Mike is supporting.
- Mike is dedicated and serious about his work.:)
- Mike is now able to offer a limited number of bass master classes.
- Mike is a professional dynamic speaker and meeting partner.:D

Interesting...
- Mike

mas3000
06-27-2002, 02:15 AM
Hmmm...
"Mike is the Peter Pan of the cartooning world."
- :eek:

"Mike is far too popular a name."
- I agree.:D

skylab
06-27-2002, 03:00 AM
now, do a google image search with your first name and post the best pictures!

akashik
06-27-2002, 03:08 AM
Originally posted by skylab
now, do a google image search with your first name and post the best pictures!

Here you go:

skylab
06-27-2002, 03:11 AM
hahah yes!! that really does look like you. honest.


my first phrase is:

"keep trying"



and this is a statue of me. not one of my better days, they could have at least worked a bit more on my makeup:

http://www.digitalmediafx.com/Maquettes/Mike.jpg


(alright for the attachment not working!)

Alex[nl]
06-27-2002, 08:32 AM
Hmmmz..
Alexander is criticized as having caused the deaths of tens of thousands of people; :eek:
Alexander is a cheerful and active 22-month-old boy; :confused:
Alexander is the author of among others The Timeless Way of Building; :blush:
Alexander is a watercolour artist; :o
Alexander is married to actress Daena Title and they have a son, Gabriel; :D
Alexander is located on the southeastern tip of Baranof Island,
about five miles north of Cape Ommaney and 85 miles south of Sitka; :confused:
Alexander is a prominent author, best known for fantasy fiction for children and young adults; ;)

Most funny (imho):
Alexander is proud to derive inspiration from this extraordinary collection of over 350 pieces including jeweled Imperial Easter eggs and other fantasies by Peter Carl Fabergé.
Wow

& My personal favorite:
Alexander is called "the Great" :D

StarGate
06-27-2002, 08:58 AM
The Angry Robert is Appeased

Whahaaa true true :D

Elena
06-27-2002, 09:22 AM
Elena is full of desire to show her best in the next season and take a place on the national Russian team. ...

ELENA is a forum for legal practitioners who aim to promote the highest human rights standards for the treatment of refugees, asylum seekers and other persons ...

Elena is in desperate need of a kidney donation. She has Polycystic Kidney Disease and has run out of time. ... :eek:

Elena is a very special 'package', a unique mixture of power and pleasure, charm and skill ... -- oh yeah :D

and this is just scary!!! LOL
http://www.stmarys.kzn.school.za/images/elenabigface1.jpg

allan
06-27-2002, 10:01 AM
From the first page:

Allan is a best-selling author, screenwriter and former prize-winning newsman

Allan is every girl’s dream guy

Allan is the undisputed king of the fuzz guitar

Allan is unimaginative and drab

Allan is a charming little village by the Allan Water

Allan is among this year's stars on the Brooks &
Dunn Neon Circus and Wild West Show

Allan is currently building a completely new site to show his best

Allan is now developing a variety of community development-based education materials and articles

My favorite Allan picture: http://freebmd.rootsweb.com/statgraphs/s-Allan-Raymond.gif

rockergrrl
06-27-2002, 10:09 AM
All I get are thing about Tonya Harding and someone from Real World - Chicago... *sigh*

dancies
06-27-2002, 01:15 PM
DAVE is the first and only cross-platform networking solution of its kind

Hmm... feels kinda funny being an inanimate object.

Dave

JayC
06-27-2002, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by uuallan
Allan is every girl’s dream guy. Allan is unimaginative and drab.
Hmm... I had no idea that was what they wanted. And all this time I've been trying to be creative and exciting!

Rotifer
06-27-2002, 02:43 PM
Man, this was entertaining.

Jeff is a place to laugh!!
Jeff is neat. Jeff is cool. Jeff often eats, but Jeff never drools.
Jeff - is still inside his body Even though they don't take time to see him.
Jeff is, you won’t find it here.
Jeff is your nurse.
Jeff Is Here to Pump You Up
Jeff is Editor at Large for Guns & Ammo magazine
JEFF is a highly efficient file format specified by J Consortium and providing a ready-to- execute format for object-oriented programs
Jeff is the greatest!.
jeff is a cheater and is gay
Jeff is a Squid, A little girl squid
Jeff is OH ****!!

Phrozen
06-27-2002, 03:51 PM
Bruce is writing his second book and he needs your help with some ideas!
Bruce Is Out There!
Bruce is no friend of Dorothy.
Bruce is Dead. - :eek: :bawling:
Bruce is featured frequently in newspapers, magazines and books both locally and around the world.
Bruce is standing in front of the astronauts' port of entry into the shuttle "Discovery".
Bruce is Back with 'The Rising'.
Bruce is determined to make a difference by using his knowledge and skills to better local government.
Bruce is confident.

Picture: http://image.pathfinder.com/asiaweek/magazine/2001/1207/bruce-lee.jpg