A message from your friends at iMesh.
This message has only been sent to our iMesh Elite Members. Now that you
have made it into the iMesh Elite Club, iMesh has hand picked this special
offer just for you.

Dear &FirstName;,


Wow, they hand picked it just for me, Mr. &FirstName; Thanks, I guess.

I'm also kind of confused as to how I got in to the iMesh Elite Club, seeing how I haven't used iMesh in about a year. Maybe I'm just so special that they decided to bring me in to the club, despite the fact that I have not used the service in over a year.

I hate commercial email.

LOL you lucky person you:D

Wow awesome man. When will you guys be joining the soap box car race? I'm in the Disney club and we're going to blow you guys away.

Dear &FirstName;,

Thank you for posting your post here at WHT. As you know, each and every member is very special to us and you, &FirstName;, are one of our favorite members. To show you our appreciation &FirstName; we're going to give you a &SpecialGift; that you can put on your &BodyPart; to show the world how much we appreciate you.

Again, thank you for posting &FirstName;

Sincerely,
&WHTstaffMemeber;

Originally posted by Chicken
Dear &FirstName;,

Thank you for posting your post here at WHT. As you know, each and every member is very special to us and you, &FirstName;, are one of our favorite members. To show you our appreciation &FirstName; we're going to give you a &SpecialGift; that you can put on your &BodyPart; to show the world how much we appreciate you.

Again, thank you for posting &FirstName;

Sincerely,
&WHTstaffMemeber;

Now Im mad, my welcome letter didnt say that, see below:

Dear Greg,

Thank you for posting your post here at WHT. As you know, each and every member is very special to us and you, jackass, are one of our least favorite members. To show you our lack of appreciation bastard we're going to give you a bitch slap that you can put up your &BodyPart; to show the world how much we do not appreciate you.

Again, thank you for posting whore;

Sincerely,
Pimp Daddy Chicken

You guys really make my day..lol

I like the ones that get my name wrong better (I used to get these a LOT in my ICQ) that look something like this:

Dear Vladimir;

Hi, this is Svetlana, I had much fun talk to you last night on the ICQ! Our cybersexes were hot and steamy and I want to do it again sometime!

Since we know each other well, check out my webcam site at http://www.svetlanaponikarovsky.ru !!!! I have put up special gallery for u and friend, and u and friends can watch my live web cam for free if you go there.

Thank once again for a magikal evening,



Svetlana


Kinda makes me wish I were Vladimir instead of the sucker coughing up $2.99 a minute to watch the free webcam on iFriends. :D

I want to be like appletreats.

Originally posted by iamdave
I want to be like appletreats.

Nobody can be like appletreats.

I get spam, like at most 5 pieces a day, sometimes one, sometimes none. I just delete it.

Originally posted by appletreats


Nobody can be like appletreats. :bawling:

What am I to do with all these &fruit laying around now? :(


At least iamdave got your name right


Well, sorta.


:D

Make appletreats brand food product.

I get spam on regular basis referring to me as BILL. My name is not BILL. But they keep sending it. And people I do not know like Chris and Donna keep sending me email about funny joke site. But I do not know them. Where they find me from. Spam spam spam. :spam:

Originally posted by Fiber
I get spam, like at most 5 pieces a day, sometimes one, sometimes none. I just delete it. Just 5? How lucky can you get! I get about 30 - 50 spams a day. Sure, you can just delete it, but it's a real pain in the neck. Not to mention all the viruses, worms, etc. :mad:

I don't think there is a site I own that does 'not' get mail addressed to aster@domain.
Is Aster really that common a name?

I have one account with my host that I use specifically for when I even remotely suspect I'm going to get spam or I'm doing something where people consider it okay to email you or sell your address just because you filled in the blank indicating you want more information on something. I dump it out once a week, and even with the filter file I use for it I still get over 1000 a week. Good thing I don't care what goes into it.

Originally posted by Fiber
I get spam, like at most 5 pieces a day, sometimes one, sometimes none. I just delete it.

Ahhhh.. I remember those days.. Now I get about 40 peices a day and I didn't even unsubscribe to any of them.. :eek:

I get spam all the time, to all my site addresses, it drives me mad. The worst tho has to be AOL mail, its like some kind of spam magnet......i get 4 or 5 emails a day about viagra, then theres porn and then of course there are all the "spacial gifts and prizes" doh why wont they leave me alone !!!

I'm glad a bunch of other people get the "enlarge your **** ads". I always thought they were trying to tell me something.

(looks down)

Hmmm...maybe they are after all.