That's right, get a dedicated server now on a 1 year contract, and as a free gift, you get a Russian mail order bride!! This offer is tailor made for you!! You spend all the time on the internet and have no time to meet women, this is for you!!!

Order now, women are going fast!

My buddy did web-design for a mail order bride company, and they wanted to offer him multiple girls so they wouldn't have to pay him. :)

One wonders if they are offering several women, how they all end up with green cards? That and is the quality that low that one wife isn't enough?

I'm married, I couldn't imagine having three women running around...

Damn! You think you have your sales strategy worked out and someone turns the market upsidedown! :angry:

Is there a setup-fee ? :D

Can we get pictures first? :D

although I don't think my wife would like it, if they are free...why not?

rofl, is that legal?

Pictures are http://www.russianbrides.com/

No set up fee, but you pay for the immigration paperwork.

And it's legal... moral might be another issue...

Hey! They have an affiliate program. :D

someone watched V. Graham Norton last night :rolleyes: :D

I tried to order mine, but all i got was a lousy address, how are we guaranteed the goods will be shipped? :D

If I ordered a blonde and got a brunette, would I get a month of free hosting? :D

Russians aren't like the french right? Do their women shave? :eek: heheh :D

Originally posted by porcupine
Can we get pictures first? :D

Of the bride or the server?

Originally posted by Marty


Of the bride or the server?


Humm, I was thinking the bride, but a package deal might not be bad, you know, a little stream of the bride playing with the server (after all, you might as well get her used to what she'll be competing with for our time :D).

So are you telling me that you have a server fetish or something?

Originally posted by bambenek
So are you telling me that you have a server fetish or something?

I specifically said "competing with for our time", not "competing with for our sexual drive". :laugh:

Where do we sign up? :eek:

Originally posted by porcupine
Can we get pictures first? :D

Hey, Russian women are VERY NICE! :D

Originally posted by bambenek
So are you telling me that you have a server fetish or something?

The sexual terms that cross over with networkng and servers are quite a great deal...

Bandwidth = how fat is your pipe?

RAM = umm... obvious

Can I play with your NIC?

Do something SCSI to me..

Well... you get the picture

Where do I sign up for the affiliate program? I need July special to offer new customers!


-- Zach:cool:

Originally posted by Zach
Where do I sign up for the affiliate program? I need July special to offer new customers!


-- Zach:cool:

Hahaha, i was just thinking something along those lines :emlaugh:

I'm a Muslim - can I get 4 of them? PLEASE!! :)

You might have a hard time convincing them to move to Pakistan, but if you get that many dedicated servers, you can have your own harem...

Are they guaranteed to be pure as the driven snow?

Originally posted by Rotifer
Are they guaranteed to be pure as the driven snow?

Yes, the servers are pure.

Jake

does that include anti virus software?
I had to ask!

Originally posted by porcupine
I tried to order mine, but all i got was a lousy address, how are we guaranteed the goods will be shipped? :D
Can you send the bride in a vacuum container? I'm afraid she may not age well, since I don't check my PM box every day.

... that you are actually discussing this :eek3:

Can you all please go out, meet women, have sex and GET A LIFE !?! :eek: :rolleyes:

Geeeeezze!!!! :nerd:

Originally posted by ShareFile
... that you are actually discussing this :eek3:

Can you all please go out, meet women, have sex and GET A LIFE !?! :eek: :rolleyes:

Geeeeezze!!!! :nerd:

That sounds like work...... :eek:

Originally posted by porcupine


That sounds like work...... :eek:

Hahahaaaaa!!! :D :D

Never looked at it that way. So I am WORKING each Friday and Saturday night... DAMN :bawling:

Originally posted by ShareFile


Hahahaaaaa!!! :D :D

Never looked at it that way. So I am WORKING each Friday and Saturday night... DAMN :bawling:

Yep, except maybe the last 30 minutes before bed... half the time thats just work too, a little bit of overtime :D.

Isn't everyone forgetting something... Most stories I have heard about mail order brides, is that, well its not the right girl you end up getting... You went for that slim "perfect busty Blonde :cool:" and you get the "Overweight balding special :eek: "

(I am guessing this board doesn't support Russian charactors. So here is a link to the pic)
http://www.techidentity.net/images/russian.gif

(My Russian isn't any good, but that pic really says)
"Ohh, how you americans say... Oops I'm sorry we must displayed bad picture, you must keep, we no take returns"


Ahh, something to think about?:D

Originally posted by techid
Isn't everyone forgetting something... Most stories I have heard about mail order brides, is that, well its not the right girl you end up getting... You went for that slim "perfect busty Blonde :cool:" and you get the "Overweight balding special :eek: "


Yeah, it's so hard to find a reputable russian mail-order bride company these days...

Jake

What if I order two servers ?? :)

any uptime guarantees? what happens when my server and bride fails? is this a failover switch to keep it going?

Something to also consider... What happens when the mail-order bride gets a virus, who has to fix her... the owner or the host?

What if she doesn't put out enough, is there more bandwidth to buy and how much?:D

:uhh:
Funny how you can all come up with IT & tech terms for everything that connects to women, when you have probably no idea what you are talking about. I hope it does occur to you guys that besides this subject is funny to discuss in this matter mailorder bride do exist and that the women concerning it are usually not the happiest ones alive (since they are f.e. forced to do it, or desperate). After browsing this subject it's clear all these webhosts here are male, and that the contact with women is something they'd rather arrange online then in a pub (since they don't have email there).

In 1 word: pathetic

Originally posted by Alex[nl]
:uhh:
Funny how you can all come up with IT & tech terms for everything that connects to women, when you have probably no idea what you are talking about. I hope it does occur to you guys that besides this subject is funny to discuss in this matter mailorder bride do exist and that the women concerning it are usually not the happiest ones alive (since they are f.e. forced to do it, or desperate). After browsing this subject it's clear all these webhosts here are male, and that the contact with women is something they'd rather arrange online then in a pub (since they don't have email there).

In 1 word: pathetic

Welcome to WHT, please enjoy your stay, and keep that sense of humor handy :laugh:, you're going to need it :D.

contact with women is something they'd rather arrange online then in a pub

Not a bad idea!

Is there an uptime gaurantee for the bride and/ or server? :D What if I wanted to upgrade to a better spec server in the future, would I get a better spec bride? :blush:

Yes.. we are a little perverted as you can tell and we like to poke fun at things... At least this isn't one of those stupid posts that argue about how the term Bandwidth and the term Transfer are not the same... or something stupid like that!


~Enjoy
Tim

Where do I sign? :D

loooooool
omg!
had a very good laugh :D

As answers to some questions:

Uptime guaruatee:
We don't offer one, but we do have an affiliate supplier of Viagra for those of you who are less endowed.

What is the wife gets a virus:
I'm sorry, we aren't a managed wife provider, the women are strictly unmanaged and the responsibility of the end user.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ROFLMAO

BTW: What you do in case of chargebacks? :D

The bride stops having sex with you.

this is the funnies post ever!!!!:stickout

:spam:

Originally posted by porcupine
Russians aren't like the french right?

Right.

Do their women shave? :eek: heheh :D

Yup. Unlike american women. ;)

lol u guys are nuts

Why the heck did you just dredge up a 2 month old thread....

Originally posted by Kulman


Right.



Yup. Unlike american women. ;)

Not true, all my american g/fs were shaved (by me) muuuuhaaaa :D