Well I'm into 3 hours of my pig roast and everything was running fine untill my next door nieghbor ask why he was not invited. Mind you that it's a nieghborhood invitation, I walk and place invites into everyones mail box ( not his ) and there are already about 65 people here. Plus people bring thier own food to add to the dinner. Even the Rabbi comes, but he waits till I've finished cooking the pig because of religious reasons.

Well let me explain, I have a few pig roast durring the summer season, bird & deer roast durring the fall. last fall I found out his wife was a card carrying member of PETA ( people for the ethical treatment of animals ), when she called the cops about the deer hanging upside down on my garage ( hey it was 42 degrees perfect for aging meat ), so anyway, she does not realize that me and my wife make 2 smoked turkeys for the guys in the fire house and the guys in the police station every thanksgiving ( I built a huge smoker in my yard for my fish catch and meat smoking, I can smoke 6 turkeys without a sweat ). so long story short the cop and me get a good chuckle.

Now he's on the fence asking my why, So I turn around and state to him, well your welcome to come over, but your wife is not. A Hush tone comes over the party, and he states WHY? in a real loud voice. I now start to mention the insident of last year, and how his wife called the cops on me for having a deer hanging on the garage, how her and her peta friends were all pointing me out and filed complaints ....

He yells for his wife and they confer. Confer is the nice way of saying that they got into one hell of a shouting match. Well now he's over in my back yard drinking and laughing, the wife refuses to cross into my yard, He told me that she just might call her peta friends to start a picket. Everyone is starting to get rip roaring drunk. This should turn out to be a real good party. So if you guys see me in the news about a peta protest look for the guy in the cheft hat and the ADEHOST.COM shirt ( free advertising if it happens to me )

Side note for all pig roasters:
cut a chunk of fat off, place it into a 1 quart pan, flame real low, let the fat melt off, mix fat with flower to make on hell of a nice gravy. also those little bits that stick to the pan, after you pour out the fat, white wine heated gentle, stir alot to melt those black bits. any left over black bits, pop into mouth. pour white win mix into gravy.

the gravy works best with mash potatoes and bisket's

Mike

:beer: Interesting ;)

Have fun!

heh, peta.......... *gets up from the floor laughing*

and I assume she's a vegetarian right?

I don't care if a person is vegetarian.... Its not my business....

And its not their business that I enjoy meat, and what I do... :D

well it's a couple oh hours later, most people are drunkish and very happy. no press yet, no protest yet. no next door neightbors wife yet, overall pritty good so far LOL

*turns on the news in wait of Mike's party being the venue of a peta protest* ;)

This reminds me of the human rights folk complaining of the way the US was treating the Taleban and Al-Queda terrorists. I mean get real, think of what these people (can we call them that?) have done!

Anyway have a good party Mike and forget about the peta folk. If the press do come round what are your advertising rates? :D

Thanks for sharing. A good entertainment. Wish I were there.
Gary

Well it's late and the party is almost over, for all intensive porposes it was good.

let's see, to cover the basic's Don't :

talk to peta people,
pour drinks into the barbeque without asking me first, causing nioce fire effects.
vomit over the railing down the cliff on passing autos ( I live on the edge of a cliff, there is a riad way about 200 feet down from me )
step on a dogs tale because the bite real hard
do stay sober.

well good night folks I'm going to sleep it off for a while.

Mike

Sounds like you had one great party. Gotta' love the complainers, though. It seems there's one in every bunch. :) If it weren't for your neighbor's wife, we wouldn't know of this festive party...

Damn...I missed another good party!

ADEHost,

quite a funny story! :D
Just wonderring, since I've missed your big party, do you have any roasted pig left? If so, can you fedex it overnite to me? :)

Man ... what you do is really fun! :)

I didn't get an invitation, and my wife isn't in PETA! Wassup wit dat? Of course, she probably wouldn't eat it, thinking of Porky Pig and all, but who cares!

BTW, did you hear about the radio DJ here in Tampa who castrated a hog in the stations parking lot, killed it, then cooked it up for his listeners? They slapped federal charges on him!!! He finally beat it, but you can thank PETA for the media circus.

I better get an invitation for the next one, or I'll call all the daycare centers and tell them Porky is about to become extinct!!!

Well it's the next evening from my pig roast, overall a rather good day. CLean up was a pain in the *** but it was done.

Now to answer questions.

1) is there any pig left

1a) No, for those that know about cooking pig in a box, you roast the entire pig in a wooded box that has a steal lid, takes a rather long time but you get one hell of a drunk going before eating , everyone is welcome to take leftovers with them. so I ended up with nada for pig leftovers.

2) why did you not get invited?
2a) no strangers welcome, only my nieghbors and the local police department are welcome and even then I have to be slightly ( <----key word ) tackfull in the proper behavior, most muslems don't drink, most jewish people don't eat pig, so if I had strangers there could be a problems. plus everyone that is invited has a list of my rules of behavior to my back yard parties, which involve the restriction of certain types of talks ( religious talks can only be spoken to the children and then there must be 3 faiths represented for counter point )

3) did peta protest happen?
3a) sadly but no, I was rather upset about there not being a protest, I went into my house and got a case of shirts out just for that reason. I could have gotten some free advertisement.

4) best moment of the party was
4a) when a guest ( whom is a member of the UN and a diplomat ) tossed his cookies over the railing and splatered a car.

4.1) worst moment of the party was
4.1a) when the local police officer and the other towns police officer, had to attempt to figure out, what a juristriction does the disputed vomiting incident belong to. and then to be told that the party in question has diplomatic immunity.

5) suffered any pain ?
5a) my dog, dog ( yes that's his name ), had his tail stepped on and nipped a guest in the thigh, well more like took a real bite into his thigh. no blood but was rather funny and the guest understood that the dog had a right to bite him.

6) whens the next party
July 4th, but no pig this time, it's a total beef, goat and fish bash, Plus I will prepair some vegitarian foods for my vegan guest's.

Mike

As a vegan, non-drinker, and animal rights activist, I would like to tell you that that is one hell of a funny story! I don't understand why some people like your neighbor's wife are so uptight. It's one thing to believe in something, it's something entirely different to try and impose that belief on other people. Thanks for the great story. I certainly got a chuckle out of it.

Originally posted by pirate22
BTW, did you hear about the radio DJ here in Tampa who castrated a hog in the stations parking lot, killed it, then cooked it up for his listeners? They slapped federal charges on him!!! He finally beat it, but you can thank PETA for the media circus.


I cannot stand Bubba the Love Sponge or PETA but I had to go for PETA in this one. That is how much I cannot stand BTLS.

Andyc

Originally posted by FDrive
As a vegan, non-drinker, and animal rights activist, I would like to tell you that that is one hell of a funny story! I don't understand why some people like your neighbor's wife are so uptight. It's one thing to believe in something, it's something entirely different to try and impose that belief on other people. Thanks for the great story. I certainly got a chuckle out of it.

ok I can respect all your positions on where you stand.

There are only 2 direction where you fit into parties. you are the best host or the worst guest or complete reverse of that. Just that seating arrangement for you as a guest for dinner, that would be my nightmare ( unless you are a budahist then I can place you anywhere ). Difficult to place a Vegan / non-drinker properly on any table, you have to have that 1 level apart so as the meat or the liquior smells don't overwhelm the sense. I'm getting the shivers just trying to think of the arangement.

well anyway later

Mike

LMAO :laugh: Sounds like a cool party.

Send your neighbor to the OTHER PETA site, just for fun... heh heh heh PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS (http://mtd.com/tasty/)