Mine is the one when Kramer had his own Talk Show in his apartment. It makes me :laugh: just thinking about it. :D

What if I told you that I have no teh FAINTEST idea what you are talking about? :D

The 'Master of your own Domain' episode.. best one ever. :)

Greg Moore

Originally posted by ShareFile
What if I told you that I have no teh FAINTEST idea what you are talking about? :D
What, you haven't heard of Sienfeld?? :eek: :eek3: :)

well his sig says:

"Athens - Greece - Europe"

Maybe Seinfeld never made it over there, or got one of those 3:30 am timeslots between the infomercials.

Greg Moore

Too many to remember.
But "soup nazi" was pretty funny.

Originally posted by mantra
Too many to remember.
But "soup nazi" was pretty funny.

I only yelled 'Liar! No soup for you!' at my fiancee a few hours ago - jokingly of course.. :)

Greg Moore

Originally posted by Aussie Bob

What, you haven't heard of Sienfeld?? :eek: :eek3: :)

No sorry I don't... but I figure I am missing one hell of a show :(

Originally posted by ShareFile


No sorry I don't... but I figure I am missing one hell of a show :(

Rated the #1 show of all time by TV Guide. Beating out such shows as I Love Lucy and The Honeymooners.

I love the one where they get arrested for laughing at a fat guy getting robbed. I think that was the final episode.

I'd have to say soup nazi also. "NO SOUP FOR YOU"

I've never remember watching more then one episode of Seinfeld - I guess that episode was pretty boring considering I didn't watch any of the other episodes. lol

A few episodes stick out ;)

The soup nazi, the last one (fat guy getting robbed), the one that starts from the end and goes backwards, and the one with the Hellloooooooo girl.

Please close that thread, I cannot take it anymore :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

:D

Ok, download any DivX creator and upload some episodes to my anon ftp will ya? :D :D

Because it ended the pain and suffering. The show had just long since run out of any ideas and turned all characters into absurdities rather than just eccentrics.

SERENITY NOW!!

Originally posted by MadSkilage
SERENITY NOW!!
"But I've got HAND". "Yeah, and you're gonna need it!!" :D

I've got to say that "The Voice" ranks up with my favorite. I still greet some of my good friends with the "HELOOOOOOO" from that episode. :)

Of course, "The Contest" ("Master of my domain") was one of the all-time best. Not to mention "The Boyfriend" ("Vandalay Industries", "I'm going to hire you as my latex salesman?", "That's one magic loogie") or "The Puerto Rican Day" (the one scene where Jerry, George and Kramer are all masquerading as their aliases and end up running into eachother... Jerry as Kel Varnsen, George as Art Vandalay, Kramer as Pennypacker... excerpt from the script below:

George walks to the bathroom, but stops when he sees Jerry.

JERRY: Oh, hello...

GEORGE: Art.

JERRY: Mr. Vandelay, of course.

SALES WOMAN: You two know each other?

Kramer bursts through the door.

SALES WOMAN: Mr. Pennypacker!

KRAMER: Uh, yes, uh, I--I wanted to, uh, stop by and make sure that my shark tank fits-- uh, hello.

SALES WOMAN: Mr. Pennypacker, this is Mr. Vandelay, And you know Mr. Varnsen

KRAMER: Uh, Varnsen.

JERRY: Pennypacker.

KRAMER: Vandelay.

GEORGE: Pennypacker. Varnsen.

JERRY: Vandelay. Wait a second. Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the ... factory?

KRAMER: The factory?

JERRY: The Saab factory?

KRAMER: [whispers] Jerry, that's in Sweden.

George turns on the TV as Jerry runs to the window just in time to see a mob attacking his car.

JERRY: My car!

KRAMER: Well, you know, it's like this every day in Puerto Rico.
Anyway... there are too many great episodes to name. Those are just a few of my favorite. :)

Here's an article I saw in the Washington Post the other day - damn you satire for getting my hopes up!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A28388-2002Jun10.html

Well,
My gf, a devoted Seinfeld fan says she likes the episode where Kramer gets the license plate intended for a proctologist with the word 'assman' on it

Guess I missed that one...

:(

Originally posted by MadSkilage
SERENITY NOW!!
I loved that episode where George, his Father and Lloyd were selling computers from George's Father's garage. Lloyd would ring the bell after each supposed sale. That was so damn funny. :D

SERENITY NOW!!! :D

Television is EVIL

and the wheelchair one where Frank's car gets destroyed by an angry mob.

Great show...:D

TV is evil? :confused:

Nah...no more than anything else is evil...

My favorite would have to be the 'Soup Nazi.' :stickout

All of them are damn funny, but Soup Nazi and the final episode are good.

I can't remeber the title...

But, the one when Kramer adopts a highway and re-paints the lanes to make them wider, and more comfortable...

Side-plot with Newmann!!! when he run's over the sewing machine (was it a sewing machine) and his mail truck bursts into flames...

:D

Originally posted by Studio64
I can't remeber the title...

But, the one when Kramer adopts a highway and re-paints the lanes to make them wider, and more comfortable...

Side-plot with Newmann!!! when he run's over the sewing machine (was it a sewing machine) and his mail truck bursts into flames...

:D I believe that is "The Pothole".

"Holy cow!" :D

Originally posted by akashik
The 'Master of your own Domain' episode.. best one ever. :)

Greg Moore

I am with Greg, 'Master of your own Domain' has got to be the best ever!

Seinfeld has to be the best show ever! I was lucky and got all the episodes on tape, in order with no commercials off eBay right after the show ended. The best purchase I've made. :D

Some of my favorite episodes include: The Junior Mint, Bizaro Jerry, the one about "these pretzles are making me thursty", Festivus, The Summer of George, The Soup Nazi, the one about George making donations to a non-existant charity in his co-workers names as Christmas gifts, and SO many others that I can't even begin to name. Chances are I'll remember atleast 5 more really good ones after posting this.

The last one.....as there is no more after that :)

Nothing can beat when they arrested kramer for being a pimp... (when he was wearing the technocolor dream coat)

Soup Nazi and the one where they're watching a surgery and they drop some candy in the guy being operating on, man i can't remember the name of the candy now :angry:

Originally posted by dbodner
the one where they're watching a surgery and they drop some candy in the guy being operating on, man i can't remember the name of the candy now :angry: That episode is "The Junior Mint" (named after the candy dropped into the patient ;)).

ah, that's it. don't know why i couldn't think of it earlier today. for some reason i was thinking juju fruit or something like that.

I would prefer watching reruns of Green Acres.

Mr Hainey is pretty cool, but Seinfeld has to be one of the best written shows in a while. Spoofing themselves on the "Jerry" show was pretty funny. and I am surprised no one's mentioned Mulva...or the Keith Hernandez / JFK episode...that was great!

:)

I liked the one where Kramer gets arressted wearing boxers as he was stealing bagels and pushing an old lady underneath a moving car and gets taken to prison and everyone can see his undies.

Toss up...
"Master of your domain" (of course)

"Spongeworthy"

And the one where Jerry can't remember the girlfriend's name, only that it rhymed with a female body part...