It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my Daddy is a postman"

The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic"

Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my Father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men"

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

He blushed and said "I'm sorry Miss, but my Dad plays rugby league for Queensland, and I was just too embarrassed to say so"



:D

Originally posted by Monte
He blushed and said "I'm sorry Miss, but my Dad plays rugby league for Queensland, and I was just too embarrassed to say so" :D
:laugh: :laugh: I'll pay that one!!! :D

There's always the next game. It was a sad day for Queenslanders. I think I can still hear Gary [AussieHosts.com] :bawling:

;)

Monte, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!

;)

Gary

Originally posted by Editor
Monte, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!

;)

Gary
Yeah, what Gary said!! :stickout

lucky i'm not a league fan! :D

Monte, you are a genius :D
on a side note, go The Warriors!

<snigger> <snort> <giggle>

:D

Good one, good one..



(sorry, I'm a Victorian... ;))

Originally posted by BC
[B(sorry, I'm a Victorian... ;)) [/B]
That's ok. Noone's perfect :stickout

Originally posted by BC
(sorry, I'm a Victorian... ;))

I would be too... ;)

Gary