I'm surprised I can post here. If I try to make a thread, post a reply, view a profile, PM, etc, I get a "Sorry, no access." page. Do I have to do something to be able to post?

You need 5 posts to do all the above but post in the advertising forums, which you will need 10 posts and 7 day membership (which it seems you already have).

The Rule Bible (http://www.webhostingtalk.com/rules.php)

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Aah, ok. I tried to find something in there but I must have missed it. Thankya.