I want to send out 45.5 million unsolicited emails. Please tell me what to do

Manually enter the email address of every recipient into your email program, type the message, and click send.

If you need more assistance please ask.

Assuming it takes you 10 seconds to manually enter the email address, it will take you approximately 14 years, 5 months, 6 days, 4 hours and 53 minutes to finish the whole process.

Assumptions: 1 year =365 days
1 month = 30 days

Basic Conversions:
1 day = 24 hours
1 hr = 60 minutes
1 min = 60 seconds

EDIT: This is also assuming that you work 24 hours a day non-stop!

:)

Originally posted by appletreats
Manually enter the email address of every recipient into your email program, type the message, and click send.

If you need more assistance please ask.

Originally posted by AlaskanWolf
I want to send out 45.5 million unsolicited emails. Please tell me what to do

Isn't it considered RUDE to send out more then 10 million at a time? :eek:

Originally posted by AlaskanWolf
I want to send out 45.5 million unsolicited emails. Please tell me what to do

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If everybody here could order pizzas to be delivered to the address below, it could maybe send a message to these sociopaths...

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Subject: Email marketing gets you results quick!
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2002 03:34:31 -1900


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I hate getting those, as I know I'm one of the 65 Million 'fresh' emails addresses... :bawling:

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Well, I'm sold.