I am looking for help converting PostgreSQL to MySQL on the following script.

From what I can tell pg_pconnect should by mysql_connect
pg_query = mysql_query
pg_numrows
pg_fetch_array = mysql_fetch_array

http://www.drunkmenworkhere.org/185.phps

Can anyone provide assistance coding this to be MySQL compatible?

mysql_num_rows
mysql_fetch_array

http://uk.php.net/mysql

do you want me to recode it for you as well?

Sure if you can get it working