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Boris

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But that's NOT ALL

Do I get Ginsu knives with this?

Only if you live in US. International shipping is available for additonal charge.

If it comes with Ginsu knives, this is definitely a good deal!

How much is the additional shipping charge to Moldavia?

.02c

Keep in mind that the knives will ship in 6 to 666 weeks - as a bonus, you will also receive a $5 gift certificate at Amazon.com.

Alas, it is goat-harvesting season next week, here; so I must be chopping up the goats then, and could not be waiting for the Ginsu knives to be coming to me.

Stale goat meat is not nearly so tasty as when it is fresh, you know.

Yep.... learned that the hard way.

p.s. I have gotta stop the "email notification feature"

Look on the bright side, EchoWeb... all my idiotic posts keep bumping you to the top of the list... lol.

It is true about the goat meat, though.

I know... that's why I keep replying to them :)

I just want the knives

that can be arranged as well :)

Ginsu knives ??, hey Sign me in as well :D

* due to unexpected popularity of the ginsu knives, we have stopped offering web hosting services and have switched to tableware and cellphones...

as a welcome gift, all of you who responded should expect 1/2 of our premium knive in the mail within 4 weeks. if you wish to purchase the second 1/2 of it, please send a check or a money order to the address attached.

Boris

* total lie

I have decided to start a whole new company based on this thread.

We will be selling Ginsu knives, for $179 -- with no setup fees, a one-time-only lifetime charge, and 100M of disk storage with each set.

But that's NOT ALL!

In addition, we will be offering, absolutely free***, a complete set of webhosting to the first three people who call.

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*** Offer applies in Moldavia only; extra charges for shipping may apply, elsewhere.

You want to play hard ball? FINE!

Our Ginsu knives cost only $79 and if you call within the next 10 minutes, you'll get 2 sets of Ginsu knives for a low price of just $79. And if you order with a credit card, we'll send you a free video of "I Love Lucy"

Can you beat that?

Boris
Not-so-fine-print: Offer valid till 01/12/01

Boris, you're a tough man.

But Moldavian goatherds are tougher.

I'll offer THREE sets of Ginsu knives, each with 100M of storage.

AND!!!

We will send the first five callers one body organ from the embalmed remains of Lucille Ball.

throw in a gallon of goat milk and you have a new customer ;)

Which organ you want, Carlos? I think we got the bladder and an appendix left...

Why stop there? We can give you the heart or the brain at no extra charge - only $3.99 for S&H

Boris
p.s. Going back to reality for a second. If anyone IS interested in our hosting, please contact ua at info@hostvelocity.com or by using HC on our site.

naa, just the milk, you can make a killer white cheese with it .. it's delicious

care to share the recipe?

How many kinds of milk are there, by the way?

There are two kinds of milk. The kind you drink, and the kind you admire in its container...

i did not know that...

Boris

I had thought all red-blooded human males were aware of this.

echoweb

actually, it is quite a dish in Europe

etLux .. maybe some people are not red blodded, maybe they are other colors .. have you cut everybody to mke sure they are all the same ?

I wasn't going to answer this, but Boris is paying me good money to keep bumping this post to the top of the category.

yep... $100,000/hour in monopoly money

anybody wants to come work for me?

Boris

Originally posted by echoweb
yep... $100,000/hour in monopoly money

Sorry, Boris... but I've jumped ship for the highest bidder. Besides, this guy is going to offer FREE CHICKEN RECIPES with his GINSU KNIVES!

Which see: http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?threadid=4701

How could I not be tempted?

i'll throw in the chicken itself... how would you like it? baked? fried? BBQ? (sorry, chicken - no offense intended)

Well I NEVER!!! *stomps up to room*

don't worry. we'll put you in a pretty gift box and send you FedEx overnight so that you'd be compfortable...

I've got no idea why he's got so huffy all of a sudden... probably the best offer he's had all week. (He's married, now, you know.)

ohh... well, in that case, accept my apologies - i know how life changes after you get married... :)

i'll tell you what. we'll place you in our not-for-sale-just-married-chickens-showcase

what's your favorite color (for the walls)? *and please don't say yellow*

free ginsu knives offer expires on 12/31/00

hurry!

boris