First of all, free :beer: for all! On me! Just lick your monitor to redeem! (This offer is invalid for those who own flavourless monitors.)

Second...a chicken is a female bird. Yet Chicken is a male. Why is Chicken not a rooster?

The suckaz gotsta know on that one boid!

Thank you for the free suds... very refreshing after a long day of herding my goats.

Chicken is, of course, a notable world leader amongst the growing Transvestite Barnyard Fowl Movement (TBFM); hence the trans-gender nomenclature of his nom de plume.

I thought everyone knew this.

He is the presdient of all CHICKENS so therefor he gets that name, What about BC, what does that stand for?

It stands for Before Chicken

He was the messenger that brought the word that poultry was going to be the next big thing in this forum

Or it could be the best way chicken is to be cooked Baked Chicken/Bar ba Que

Carlos is correct. I arrived on the forum earlier than Chicken; thus it stands for 'Before Chicken'. :D

That however doesn't explain why his post count is about 400 higher than mine! :bawling: ;)

Last I knew, it was eggs came before chickens.

Hmmm...

Originally posted by Spider John
First of all, free :beer: for all! On me! Just lick your monitor to redeem! (This offer is invalid for those who own flavourless monitors.)

Second...a chicken is a female bird. Yet Chicken is a male. Why is Chicken not a rooster?

The suckaz gotsta know on that one boid!

First, I'd like to thank you for the shock I received while cashing in my free monitor licking. Woke me up quite well.

Second, although I am aware of the confusion of being a male Chicken, I just like the word 'chicken' better than 'rooster'. I guess I always lumped all of them under the heading chicken although it isn't quite correct (at all). Go figure.

I want some Bar-B-Qued Chicken

BC .. chickens do do allot all day, just sit there, hatching the eggs and replying to webhostingtalk

That's right. Haven't they got nothin' better ta do? :D

Originally posted by Chicken
[QUOTE][i]I am aware of the confusion of being a male Chicken...

Chicken, you don't need to be ashamed of your confusion over your sexual identity. But please, be careful, and don't let this happen to you...

http://www.malepregnancy.com/

Stop this conversation!! The chicken keeps runing away from the barbeque!! :kaioken: Anyone have an extra flamethrow? So I can cook him while he is running?

Kunal, I should never wish to eat food cooked by the flames emitting from your nose.

Forgive me, but I have my quirks.

:kaioken: <<< or his hair!

Is this supposed to be Michael Jackson filming a Pepsi commercial?

Sorry, that was bad. *crawls back under rock*

You're supposed to remove the feathers before you cook the chicken.

I like the tickling feeling in my throat when I eat the feathers :)

Originally posted by kunal
I like the tickling feeling in my throat when I eat the feathers :)

Yes, but how does Chicken like it?

Never thought about is actually. hmm.. chicken?

I make pillows out of the feathers, no need to waste is their.

Originally posted by TheComputerGuy
I make pillows out of the feathers, no need to waste is their.

Not only that, but you can make boats out of them.


For a plucky story on this fascinating topic, please see: http://www.ars.usda.gov/is/kids/animals/story1/story1.htm

Originally posted by etLux

Chicken, you don't need to be ashamed of your confusion over your sexual identity. But please, be careful, and don't let this happen to you...
http://www.malepregnancy.com/


Does anyone else find it disturbing that etLux even knows of the EXISTENCE of sites like this?

Originally posted by etLux
Not only that, but you can make boats out of them.


I personally prefer to make my boats out of an iron magnesium base and hold them together with genuine Saskatchewan sealskin bindings and the handyman's secret weapon, duct tape.

Originally posted by Spider John
Originally posted by etLux

Chicken, you don't need to be ashamed of your confusion over your sexual identity. But please, be careful, and don't let this happen to you...
http://www.malepregnancy.com/


Does anyone else find it disturbing that etLux even knows of the EXISTENCE of sites like this?


You bet. :eek:

And that's only the tip of the iceberg...

I cant wait to hear about the whole iceberg :)

Maybe you could write a book? :)
"The Ice Berg. An Autobiography by the Goat man."

One of my all-time favorites remains:

http://howstuffworks.com/question46.htm

I understand Kunal took great interest in this one, sending out a special newsletter on it.

Originally posted by etLux
I understand Kunal took great interest in this one, sending out a special newsletter on it.


I did??? :confused:

There's no need to be ashamed, Kunal.

There is help.

See here: http://www.beano.net/learn.htm

hmmm... I dunno what to say.. Im dumb founded... I thought you were my freind etLux. I thought you wouldnt tell anyone about it. :( But I was wrong. I should have known better :emlaugh: A goat man will remain a goat man forever. He'll never keep a secret :bawling:

Well Kunal .. I am suprised with you ;)

Kunal, I deeply apologize. I am weeping at the thought of my own lack of consideration.

I promise I shall never again bring up the sad and embarrassing matter of your excessive flatulence.

Please forgive me.

Originally posted by etLux
Kunal, I deeply apologize. I am weeping at the thought of my own lack of consideration.

I promise I shall never again bring up the sad and embarrassing matter of your excessive flatulence.

Please forgive me.



hmmm.. what do you guys think? Should I forgive him?

Originally posted by kunal
Originally posted by etLux
Kunal, I deeply apologize. I am weeping at the thought of my own lack of consideration.

I promise I shall never again bring up the sad and embarrassing matter of your excessive flatulence.

Please forgive me.



hmmm.. what do you guys think? Should I forgive him?

Kunal, I should certainly hope so. Why, to lose your friendship would be like... like... like... losing the dried testicles of your grandfather!

To show my remorse, I have searched out still more help for you, Kunal... please see:

http://www.flatulence-filter.com/






[Edited by etLux on 01-13-2001 at 02:49 AM]

We are supposed to be talking about transvestite chickens and free beers remember? :)

Sorry. Lost my head, there.

:confused: etLux, has a head? hmmm... theres something new :confused: :D

Guilty as accused. Fortunately, I rarely use it.

hehe... oh ok.. so you do have one eh.. hmm..

Originally posted by Spider John
..Second...a chicken is a female bird. Yet Chicken is a male. Why is Chicken not a rooster?...

Actually, I was under the impression that a female version of Colonel Sanders favourite member of the animal kingdom was called a 'hen', with a male being a 'rooster'...

A Chicken is, I think, a juvenile version of the species, regardless of the plumbing...

So how come he didn't object to etLux revealing his cross plumed, multi-gender, previously clandestine position as a senior office holder in the Transvestite world of breakfast birds???

Maybe Chicken's DO have lips...!!!!

Originally posted by felix220

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Spider John
...how come he [Chicken] didn't object to etLux revealing his cross plumed, multi-gender, previously clandestine position as a senior office holder in the Transvestite world of breakfast birds???

There is no arguing with the eloquence of truth.

WTF! I can't keep up with this thread! Later! :D

You know, re-reading that post above... it does get a little surreal around here sometimes.

It does, etLux. Must stop this.

The age of Timothy Leary has well and truly passed.

[Edited by felix220 on 01-16-2001 at 09:47 PM]

Don't tell Timothy Leary.

Originally posted by etLux
[QUOTE]Originally posted by felix220
There is no arguing with the eloquence of truth.


I find the sheer bluster and babble of total ignorance is an excellent counter to logic.

Ignorance is bliss.

But for my 100th post I'll draw attention to the confusing references to the quoting of original comments that this board seems to be producing in this thread. Who said what?

I'm still hoping the board will suffer some sort of software malfunction and the thread will accidently lock itself. So far, no luck.

*clicks wildly on various vBulletin CP links*

Nope, nothing yet...

*continues to click wildly on various vBulletin CP links*

:)

Pingtantoobeeboo! :D

Me thinks someone's been sniffing the fresh floppies again?

JUST SAY NO!

Anyone up for some Abstract Mathematics? Or may be some Theory of Computer Science?? Welcome to my world of courses for this semester! :bawling:

Originally posted by tabernack
Anyone up for some Abstract Mathematics? Or may be some Theory of Computer Science?? Welcome to my world of courses for this semester! :bawling:

I am certain that Chicken, in his cross-plumed, multi-gender, previously clandestine position as a senior office holder in the transvestite world of breakfast birds, is more than amply intellectually equipped to handle such simple topics.

Originally posted by Chicken
I'm still hoping the board will suffer some sort of software malfunction and the thread will accidently lock itself. So far, no luck.

*clicks wildly on various vBulletin CP links*

Nope, nothing yet...

*continues to click wildly on various vBulletin CP links*

:)

Do I detect a hint of sarcasm coupled with the touch of a 9mm against my back for having started what is probably the longest and most inane thread in the storied history of your fabulous board Sir Mustbesick of Beingabusedalot?

Time to sneak another one in before it gets locked....???

Noooo, Spider John.

You have succeeded admirably in what you set out to achieve with this thread, unlike a number of other threads at WHT.

I suppose using the word 'memorable' may be stretching things a little, but it is certainly a benchmark in the level of....(help required etLux...) *esotericity* that makes up the rich tapestry of events here at WHT.

Well done Junior Guru. You made history.

holy ... now we now how etLux has over 1K of posts ..

Though I do find "esotericity" quite engaging just for the sound of it, I rather prefer "recondite" -- as I tend to deal more with the abstruse and obscure than the exotic or mysterious.

Originally posted by CRego3D
holy ... now we now how etLux has over 1K of posts ..

Of course. 950 of those posts are in *this* forum. :D

Originally posted by etLux
Though I do find "esotericity" quite engaging just for the sound of it, I rather prefer "recondite" -- as I tend to deal more with the abstruse and obscure than the exotic or mysterious.


etLux,

Yes, you're probably right, although with my own background in the equally 'abstruse' but not 'obscure' world of entertainment, issues surrounding transvestites and chickens were quite common, but still presented as exotic, and in some cases, with some people, mysterious...


Hi BC,

See what NOT SMOKING has done to me......

You've turned into one of themmmmmm!!!

Ohhh and Tab... as the question goes:

"Is that a 9mm in my back or are ya' just happy to see me?"

Let's just put it this way... I'm not happy to see ya' :)

Chicken,

I assume you mean a non-smoker and not a transvestite or a chicken, not that there's anything wrong with chickens, of course.

(anybody got anything to say about the other?? heh heh)

Well, it's been 15 hours and around 30 mins, and I'm not feeling particularly brave right now. A bit twitchy you might say. :eek:



STOP PRESS

In the clarity brought on from nicotine deprivation, it just occurred to me that any innocent person who does a search for a particular web host's threads and posts, might come across these ramblings. Not good.

etLux escapes because the primary function here, I think, is to provide info on hosting companies...is it not?

Chicken, BC and *cough* kunal, how about considering removing the General Discussion forum from the search results....if it does actually show up.....Please....???



[Edited by felix220 on 01-17-2001 at 11:43 PM]

We can try but no guarantees.... I think it'll require a bit of fiddling on the backend.

Description of General Conversations from WHT cover page:
Forum for general conversation, share interests, have a laugh or discuss anything not related to above or below forums. Almost anything goes.

Originally posted by BC
We can try but no guarantees.... I think it'll require a bit of fiddling on the backend.

Well BC, you were the last person I would have imagined....

(I was only kidding BTW, I guess on re-reading the post it did look like a genuine plea....but no...I was trying to send it up not wipe it out)

Hahahha @ Felix :D

Seriously I got the feeling you weren't exactly serious. On re-reading my post it seemed I was serious. Far too serious ;)

Originally posted by etLux

Description of General Conversations from WHT cover page:
Forum for general conversation, share interests, have a laugh or discuss anything not related to above or below forums. Almost anything goes.

I think the same description could apply for this thread alone. By the way, I've learned way more than I ever wanted to know about you people just by creating this thread. :)

What have you learnt? :)

Shhh... quiet, Kunal. He'll start bringing up that transvestite sheep thing all over again.

Originally posted by BC
I think it'll require a bit of fiddling on the backend.

What's this about BC and fiddling with the 'backend'??? When we say 'almost anything goes', I assumed 'backend fiddling' was NOT included.

*attempts to shift focus off himself and onto others*

Originally posted by Chicken
What's this about BC and fiddling with the 'backend'??? When we say 'almost anything goes', I assumed 'backend fiddling' was NOT included.

This is an honored Australian traditional activity. It is said that all Australian males engage in this.

To dismiss people from the right of backend fiddling would perhaps be a violation of civil rights.

Take caution in your disparagement of this, Chicken.

(*attempts to refocus attention on Chicken*)

Backend fiddling, transvestites and *chickens* are ALL in the same genre (yes etLux, there is an art to it)

Although I guess you must be relieved that you've been able to 'come out' eh? Your best bet would be to shut this down before it attracts too many of those :sickface: who are generally prohibited in our various 'Terms of Service' and 'Acceptable Use Policy' agreements.

Originally posted by felix220
Backend fiddling, transvestites and *chickens* are ALL in the same genre

Thank you for pointing this up, felix220. Clearly, the lifestyle Chicken leads and the insidious values he promotes make this plain.

This is an honored Australian traditional activity. It is said that all Australian males engage in this.[/B]


Yeah, being a contemporay Aussie male is quite a challenge these days, isn't it BC....BC?...BC? back me up on this mate..!

You should visit us sometime etLux, your knowledge of goats would find many an attentive pupil...

Originally posted by felix220

This is an honored Australian traditional activity. It is said that all Australian males engage in this.


Yeah, being a contemporay Aussie male is quite a challenge these days, isn't it BC....BC?...BC? back me up on this mate..!

You should visit us sometime etLux, your knowledge of goats would find many an attentive pupil... [/B]


*burbles* Indeed, indeed! Ahhhhh, the joys of living Down Under :D

And Chicken, I must severely reprimand you. Your mind has become extremely filthy and perverted. I must indulge in some 'mind cleansing'.....

(btw, when I referred to the backend, I was talking about server-side issues, not Chicken's dirty arse as some were trying to infer :D)

Originally posted by BC
*burbles*

Watch it. Once he starts burbling, no backend is safe.

And Chicken, I must severely reprimand you. Your mind has become extremely filthy and perverted. I must indulge in some 'mind cleansing'

I think you're too late, he just got married didn't he??

That would be "wallet cleansing".

Well if you got out of it only losing money, then you clearly never experienced a wife like mine....

BTW gals, that's not a 'boy' comment about 'wives', just a defamatory and slanderous taunt aimed at my own ex-beloved...

Great.... now the forum is getting perverted....... oh well, it'll a little more humor to my day.....

There is an ancient Moldavian proverb about this:

A dirty mind is its own reward.

Ahem.. Why are we discussing chicken's backend? and BC fiddling with it? I am kinda lost here.

Well kunal, it may come as something of a shock to you, but you are probably the only straight one left to look after the forums...

Be brave and be thankful that you're geographically distanced from the whole sordid affair.

Your mission, should you accept it, is to clean out the WHT cupboards of these warped individuals and make it a clean, decent, family oriented forum like it was before.

Good Luck son, and God bless you.... :angel:


PSST...Hey, Spider John, you got any more of that beer left that you were offering quite a while back, at the beginning of YOUR thread????




[Edited by felix220 on 01-19-2001 at 01:53 AM]

This responsibility is too BIG for my shoudlers. I may get crushed and die under it. But never mind, I will try my best. I will give it my best shot. I will make sure I rid this board of perverted scum, even if it means I have to loose my fingers in the proccess or a few nights sleep. I am man on a mission. To :uzi: the perverted and "getting of topic" scum of this board. Be ware! The CDS has awoken.

Heyyyyyy, anyone know why I can't access the WHT vBulletin control panel anymore?????

*wink*

I wish Kunal would stop spurting fire out his nose. You can spread colds that way.

Kunal the dragon? Anyway, lemme call the Ambulance to come with a fire-extinguisher.

*wink* it takes a sleepless night to read such old posts and reply to them.

Wing.

lol.. way way old Wig :)

LOL kunal. Feels like dusting and reading an old book from the library. Dunno if our grandchildren can *really* do that.

Kunal,
Watchout for any dragon slayers if anyone is still around.