ok, i have discovered that my php is not up to scratch.

what i want can be found in this thread >> Click me!! << (http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=43305)

i don't know what i can offer, ad space, small fee, free webspace.

any offers?

I've sent you a pm

PM Sent.... ;)

thanks to all who responded. the deed is done.