What were some funny sayings from when you were a kid that perhaps you used to hate to here?

Examples:

Somebody could get their eye poked out.

Do as I say, not as I do.

It's time for bed - NOW!

"Wake up, it is time for school" :D

"What did you do this time kid!"

"Shut up little brat...go clean your room"

"Quit torturing the dog"

"10 seconds before i`m getting the belt"

:(

snogging was "tapping off"???

two ticks of a lambs tale. i mean, what the hells that all about?

BECAUSE I'M YOUR MOTHER THAT'S WHY!

Your just screaming for a pants down spanking with the flyswatter.

You will understand when your older.

Not really common sayings, but I heard them enough...

"If you two don't cut it out, I'm going to stop the car and make you walk."

-which we never fell for as only a severely psychotic parent would actually stop the car and make their small children walk home in 20 degree weather.

"Im getting the soap...."



Chris

Are you sure that wasn't from a late night b movie on Cinemax? ;)

Originally posted by Chicken
Are you sure that wasn't from a late night b movie on Cinemax? ;)

LOLOL.

Hold on.. someone call WebHostingRadio, I think Chicken is trying to be funny here. The man of no feelings and complete impartiality made a joke. :eek: :D

My mom used to wake me up with her screaming in a loud scratchy, and purposely obnoxious voice saying, "Wakie wakie, Rise and Shine.. ITS MORNING TIME!!!".. She would never ever have to repeat it! God... it still haunts me. :eek2:

"Don't pick your nose or your head will cave in"

"Its curtains for you" - heard this one alot
"What planet did you come from?"
"I think you were switched at the hospital"

My parents were evil.

Originally posted by Chicken
"If you two don't cut it out, I'm going to stop the car and make you walk."

-which we never fell for as only a severely psychotic parent would actually stop the car and make their small children walk home in 20 degree weather. My mom would say something similar "If you two don't cut it out, we are turning around and going back home!" -- which by the time we got to the mall, restraunt or whatever, we'd park, she'd yell, and then we'd go back home. :bawling:

The other one is probably something everyone has heard... "Clean you room!" :)

"Go ask your Mother."
"Go ask your Father."

My personal favorite was...

"Wipe that look off your face!"

So then you would put some real stupid look on your face because you didn't know what the heck they were talking about?

You should have children just like yourself.
- my parents to my brother

Problem is, I ended up with my brother's kids. :-)

"If you fall down and break your leg - don't come running to me!"

You must have been dropped as a child.

(Of course, no one ever admitted dropping me, but the theory in and of itself is intriguing. Could be why I spend so much time here at WHT.)

"Don't comeback late"
"Go to the backyard and pick up the dog's s***, are your dogs, I don't have to do it." I had a rottweiler and two german shepherd, :bawling: :bawling:

"Go date a better girl" :bawling:

Originally posted by priyadi
"Go date a better girl" :bawling:

ROTFL :stickout :stickout :stickout :stickout

from parents -
- never settle for anything less then 100% (DAD)
- its ok whatever grades u get (MUM)
hence lazy perfectionist lol
- get yer ****ing lazy ****ing ass outta that ****ing pit now you lazy B*****D - (both of em dealing with a teenage son lol)
luckily for everyones sanity i grew up and started playing with lego.
- you wanted a border collie you walk it 20 miles a morning
- tidy your room or im throwing all your toys in the bin
- get off that ****ing computer
- what have you done to the (MINE not theres my money note lol) computer now, its saying 'fatal exception error user to old to understand' (my favourite screen saver got em every time).
- well you should have started your homework the day you got it - but its due in tomorrow and i only got it today - well you should have thought of that earlier then shouldnt you (do parents have a special breed of logic thats like female logic cubed in stupidyness or something?? you are allowed to responed with yes son sorry can i do anythign to help).

weird \ amusing phrases from youth
- S*** PC no friends
- Durrr brain
- and yer mum too ?????

parents are visint today so ill mention this to em wind em up and see what they remember.

Or how about this (which I cheated and actually just made up):

(Father to son) You've got to quit drinking until you get your life in order!

this one really pissed me off...
"leave that door open when she is in the bed with you!"
lol...
and "You haven't told us that you've decided against having sex, maybe if you did we would trust you a little more"
Gee, I wonder why I didn't tell them that???!!!

Originally posted by davehooper.net
"Don't pick your nose or your head will cave in"

lmao and digging for gold ?

Originally posted by davehooper.net
"Don't pick your nose or your head will cave in"

:D

If my parents had tried that, they would be the hugest hypocrites who ever existed...

You had better quit ......... off or you'll end up having to wear glasses. .... and both of my parents wore glasses.