I thought some people here might be amused by this...
http://www.panix.com/~baldwin/phonescam.mp3
mirror at
http://elefth.org/carrepair.mp3

Halogen or regular headlight fluid eh? heh... Wht are there so many scam artists? Pretty much explains it...

I think even better is the "this car doesn't have any transmission... it isn't necessary... if I were you I'd get two."