 | View Full Version : Do you have an itchy bottom? TheException 04-13-2002, 01:48 AM I would just like to know how many people out there have an itchy bottom right now? I myself don't at the moment. heh, I am bored. lol Edit: oh crap, I ment to make this a poll. I need more sleep. lol. JTY 04-13-2002, 02:11 AM Yep, I do! I've had it all day... now only if I could get something to scratch it for me. :) SmartPenguin 04-13-2002, 02:14 AM Acually my head is iching :), I got this fancy barbed wire chair and my butt no longer iches ;). TheException 04-13-2002, 03:44 AM barbed wire chair? ahhh sounds painful :eek: At the moment, I have an itchy back... :( SmartPenguin 04-13-2002, 03:53 AM Ahaha, with my new "Needles and Blades (TM)" backed chair the back itching is no longer a problem! Featuring fully stainless steel blades and titanium needles your back itching days are over and everyone will be jelous! At an amazing price of only $29.95 a month for 4 months you can't pass this deal up! But if you call now you get an additional "Foot Grinder (TM)" to take care of those horrible foot itches which force you to take off your shoes to scratch featuring the same parts as many of those fancy commercial wood choopers! And all this at a value of $197 for just 4 easy payments of just $29.95! Wow, I've seen way too many infomercials and MADTV episodes, sorry if I scared you, I think I need some sleep :D. TheException 04-13-2002, 03:58 AM lol... I was about to say you didn't say "for onlyy 4 easy payments..." but then you did at the end. You did forget "But wait, there's more!" lol. Good job though, I must say. SmartPenguin 04-13-2002, 04:10 AM LOL acually just the other day I saw an infomercial that started out with 1 knife, and ended up with a whole set, and sharpener and all kinds of stuff.. I was going to do that in this thread but I'm way too tired to think up all these places to "scratch" yourself with sharp stuff LOL :). Maybe if you order within the next 4 minutes I'll throw in a free Tux doll! :) TheException 04-13-2002, 04:22 AM OOH OOH OOH Where can I order??? yeah, I am tired too. lol SmartPenguin 04-13-2002, 04:26 AM 1-800-STAB-MY-ITCH And if your order now you get your first payment removed! That now makes it just THREE easy payments of 29.95! I think it's sort of official, we need lives :). *hugs Tux doll tightly and goes to bed* TheException 04-13-2002, 04:38 AM lol... Good night SmartPenguin... Sadly enough, I happen to have a life. I just got back from playing pool and stuff at my friend's house, didn't feel like going to bed yet, and I have been talking to my girlfriend on msn, she lives a ways away so I don't get to see her all the time :( Skeptical 04-14-2002, 10:06 AM Exactly what do you mean by bottom? Your foot or your genitals? TheException 04-14-2002, 01:58 PM well, I was referring to the area around that which disposes of your solid refuse.... But you can take it however you want for the purpose of this thread, there is no real point to it. Maniac 04-14-2002, 08:49 PM I had one yesterday grrr Skeptical 04-15-2002, 08:26 AM Cure: rim job MGCJerry 04-15-2002, 08:34 AM Speaking of scratchers... I had this old full size ISA card, and it was a great back scratcher. You know the side with the solder and those 1000's of little needles. :D that was a back scratcher. But too bad I lost it in a move, as I have yet to find a suitable replacement besides a steak knife... The new boards ISA and AGP boards are useless because most are the SMD (surface mount devices) and there are no pins to dig into that itch... Hey... when my back itches, I **SCRATCH** it :stickout ok.... as far as the itchy bottom, nope. just my back itches a lot. DjPaj 04-15-2002, 05:18 PM Originally posted by Skeptical Cure: rim job **Note to self, watch your back when Skeptical is around and dont drop anything if's he's behind you. :D Hahaha, just kidding, long day. Maniac 04-15-2002, 05:27 PM LOL bummer6666 04-15-2002, 07:29 PM hehe ... I had a really bad butt itch last year....it was itching for like 4 months....went to a doctor he told me I had a nasty fungus down there....also the check up included doctor+rubber glove+2 of his fingers deep down where it`s says exit only..... worst experience of my life......hehehe hope you`re eating while reading this BTW if somebody wants to use toilet seat after me just PM me we can schedule an appointment MUHAHAHAHAHAHHA WebmastTroy 04-15-2002, 07:33 PM Originally posted by bummer6666 hehe ... I had a really bad butt itch last year....it was itching for like 4 months....went to a doctor he told me I had a nasty fungus down there....also the check up included doctor+rubber glove+2 of his fingers deep down where it`s says exit only..... worst experience of my life......hehehe hope you`re eating while reading this BTW if somebody wants to use toilet seat after me just PM me we can schedule an appointment MUHAHAHAHAHAHHA lol :laugh: SmartPenguin 04-15-2002, 08:04 PM Originally posted by bummer6666 ...2 of his fingers deep down where it`s says exit only........ Where do you get one of those signs?:D JTY 04-15-2002, 08:08 PM bummer6666, I know the feeling... :( bummer6666 04-15-2002, 08:09 PM Originally posted by SmartPenguin Where do you get one of those signs?:D check your yellow pages under TATOO SmartPenguin 04-15-2002, 08:15 PM Ouch :). Maniac 04-16-2002, 12:50 AM Originally posted by bummer6666 hehe ... I had a really bad butt itch last year....it was itching for like 4 months....went to a doctor he told me I had a nasty fungus down there....also the check up included doctor+rubber glove+2 of his fingers deep down where it`s says exit only..... worst experience of my life......hehehe hope you`re eating while reading this BTW if somebody wants to use toilet seat after me just PM me we can schedule an appointment MUHAHAHAHAHAHHA uhhhhhhhhhhh I was eating while reading this! :eek: eww...I'm not joking either. NodeHost 04-16-2002, 01:33 AM WoW! It is amazing what gets so many responses on this board.... :eek: TheException 04-16-2002, 02:02 AM Originally posted by NodeHost WoW! It is amazing what gets so many responses on this board.... :eek: LOL... No kidding man... I didn't need to hear about that doctor's appointment, like I mean really... About the ISA card... that would be a good plan... and hey, I have a bunch of them laying around... think I should sell them as back scratchers? $1.95 plus shipping, any takers? lol SmartPenguin 04-16-2002, 12:07 PM Are you trying to undercut my "Blades and Needles" business? :stickout MGCJerry 04-16-2002, 12:24 PM About the ISA card... that would be a good plan... and hey, I have a bunch of them laying around... think I should sell them as back scratchers? $1.95 plus shipping, any takers? lol Thats a good value especially if it is the full size ones, but too bad shipping will make it more expensive than those cheap plastic ones which dont work. Those metal one work ok, but it gives you the chills... It feels like an ice cold hand scratching your back :eek: WoW! It is amazing what gets so many responses on this board.... I noticed most of the non-webhosting topics are the most viewed and replied :D TheException 04-16-2002, 09:11 PM Originally posted by SmartPenguin Are you trying to undercut my "Blades and Needles" business? :stickout lol... not directly... maybe we should partner? You can add my products to you company for only $0.99, mark them up to what you want and I will ship them out for you. Sound good? |