Hi I am looking for a cheap (budget is $20-$60/year), reliable, fast host, with good knowledgable support that will provide me with the following:

3GB-5GB transfer
PHP 4.0 or higher with Zend Optimizer 1.1.0 or higher
MySql Database
Perl 5 or higher
Cron Events
Unix Server
CGI Sendmail
SSI
SSH
A couple email accounts
Password protected directories
The ability to write custom .htaccess files

Is there any hope for me?

Thanks,
John

I'm sure that if you post this the requests forum, you will get some offers with the listed features for $20-60 a year, though don't expect much in the line of reliability, backups, good support, and so on.

Sorry, I didn't realize there was a requests forum, I am going to go post my message there instead.

John