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akashik
03-21-2002, 01:57 AM
Well since everyone's in the mood for acronyms, and abbreviations, Brunching Shuttlecocks have a toy that you might find amusing (I know I did)

http://brunching.com/toys/toy-cyborger.html

For instance, were I "a shallow imitation of humanity with a dark purpose", I would be:
A.K.A.S.H.I.K.: Artificial Kinetic Android Skilled in Hazardous Infiltration and Killing

wow.. it's almost like looking into a mirror :D

Of course my real name turns into:
G.R.E.G.: General Replicant Engineered for Gratification
which makes me sound like Pris from Bladerunner :eek:

Greg Moore

bitserve
03-21-2002, 05:51 AM
Cool. My specification is:

M.A.R.K - Mechanical Android Responsible for Killing

Remember the Hobbit name generator? I forget the link.

NetXL
03-21-2002, 06:04 AM
It didn't let me do my lastname :(

cyansmoker
03-21-2002, 06:44 AM
Construct Yearning for Assassination and Nocturnal Sabotage/Machine Optimized for Killing and Efficient Repair


Behold!

alchiba
03-21-2002, 09:15 AM
A.L.C.H.I.B.A.: Artificial Lifelike Construct Hardwired for Infiltration and Basic Assassination


As opposed to the Deluxe Assassination, I guess.

Ginga
03-21-2002, 11:50 AM
G.I.N.G.A.: General Intelligent Nocturnal Gratification Android

:D :D :D

Elena
03-21-2002, 01:56 PM
E.L.E.N.A.: Electronic Lifeform Engineered for Nocturnal Assassination

http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/default.asp :rolleyes:

Mirage-ISP
03-21-2002, 03:33 PM
Q.U.E.E.N.S.O.U.L.: Quantum Unit Engineered for Exploration and Nullification/Synthetic Obedient Utility Lifeform

Sweet! :)

DanielP
03-21-2002, 04:00 PM
D.A.N.I.E.L.: Digital Artificial Nocturnal Infiltration and Exploration Lifeform


Heh.. works for me... :)

creid
03-21-2002, 04:20 PM
C.H.R.I.S.: Cybernetic Humanoid Responsible for Infiltration and Sabotage

Mines the best infiltration and sabotage!:D

Chris

bitserve
03-21-2002, 05:51 PM
Wow, except for greg and ginga, we're all killing machines.

Cool. :dgrin:

rally
03-21-2002, 06:14 PM
R.A.L.L.Y.: Robotic Artificial Lifeform Limited to Yardwork:D

rally
03-21-2002, 06:19 PM
This is the best one:

C.H.I.C.K.E.N.: Cybernetic Hydraulic Individual Calibrated for Killing and Efficient Nullification

;)

cabalstudios
03-21-2002, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by rally
This is the best one:

C.H.I.C.K.E.N.: Cybernetic Hydraulic Individual Calibrated for Killing and Efficient Nullification

;)

I second that :D


Imran

Chicken
03-21-2002, 07:46 PM
They should sell t-shirts. I might be geeky enough to buy one...

alchiba
03-21-2002, 10:52 PM
Try this one on your T-shirt:

O.S.A.M.A.: Obedient Synthetic Android Manufactured for Assassination

or

T.A.L.I.B.A.N.: Transforming Artificial Lifeform Intended for Battle and Accurate Nullification

Computions
03-21-2002, 11:29 PM
I'm not in the killing machine club... =(

Mirage-ISP
03-22-2002, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by Computions
I'm not in the killing machine club... =(

Party pooper! :)