Yes, it's true, it's true! An incredible new development in IT certification has occurred! For full details, check out http://www.segfault.org/story.phtml?mode=2&id=39b8f465-07969fe0/ and get your IT training the EASY way!

Spider John, we all owe you a great debt in bringing this to our attention.

As someone considered mortally dangerous when so much as allowed in the vicinity of a screwdriver, this is, indeed, of great personal interest to me.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

ROFLMAO!

I have a new question for them :

Q : What is 'unlimited transfer'?
A : It's that thing that gets you shot, hung and quartered by the CDS should you mention it anywhere on WebHostingTalk. ;)

LOL... yeah, I'll tell ya, WHT is genuinely doing some serious public service in that...

oh man,

This is going to be great, i just sent off my entire savings in my piggy bank, i put the new $.34 stamp on it, and wrote in marker, i hope that is ok, does anyone think they will deny me, Man I will be the only person with a certificate in my class.



New motto to live my:
"
I Am In A TI cArEeR, aAd I dOn'T EvEn KnOw HoW tO sPeLl Ti.
"

Unlimited Transfer = LIE

Nobody, no matter what they tell you can offer unlimited tranfer.

The transfer is the amount of data that gets sent out everytime somebody visits your website, basically it is just a measurement of this. Usually you get so much transfer per month.

For example if your main web page and images that load are about 50k (kilobytes) then everytime somebody visits your page it takes 50k from your transfer.

A small site uses about 2 gigabyte a month of tranfer.

I'm using about 40 GIG a month tranfer. lol :-)

best wishes

Oh **** i see now that you were all JOKING!!! dang i shouldn't have went to all this trouble, I'm an idiot! :-) jokes on me :-)!

Originally posted by TheComputerGuy

New motto to live my:
"
I Am In A TI cArEeR, aAd I dOn'T EvEn KnOw HoW tO sPeLl Ti.
" [/B]

My new motto is: "if at first you don't succeed, reboot. If you still don't succeed, reboot with a steel-toe."

LOL!!!!

Originally posted by brain2b
Unlimited Transfer = LIE

Nobody, no matter what they tell you can offer unlimited tranfer.

The transfer is the amount of data that gets sent out everytime somebody visits your website, basically it is just a measurement of this. Usually you get so much transfer per month.

For example if your main web page and images that load are about 50k (kilobytes) then everytime somebody visits your page it takes 50k from your transfer.

A small site uses about 2 gigabyte a month of tranfer.

I'm using about 40 GIG a month tranfer. lol :-)

best wishes

Oh **** i see now that you were all JOKING!!! dang i shouldn't have went to all this trouble, I'm an idiot! :-) jokes on me :-)!

LOL! :D That's pretty good.. :)

LOL! Who here has read the ******* Operator from Hell? :)

Originally posted by Spider John
Yes, it's true, it's true! An incredible new development in IT certification has occurred! For full details, check out http://www.segfault.org/story.phtml?mode=2&id=39b8f465-07969fe0/ and get your IT training the EASY way!

Holy ****, thats one of the funniest things ive read in while. Hilarious

Vincent :D I love that series!

For the uninitiated, check out http://www.theregister.co.uk for the latest and look for 'BOFH 2K : Kit + Caboodle' - dead funny and anyone in tech support will wholly sympathise and chuckle with glee... ;)