What's worse?

A 3-button mouse that sticks to the screen and that you have to bash against the desk and walls every 5 seconds to get it moving

or

A NetScroll mouse that has epileptic fits every couple of minutes?


Is it me or do you also experience this kind of behaviour from your NetScroll mouse?

You need the latest in Rewdog Technologies.

Introducing, the rat! This new technology attaches to the seat of your chair. The space age sensors will detect tension of the buns and will make your cursor react to them. Imagine, keeping both hands on the keyboard while your cursor can move across the screen! Also has been proven to increase strength and firmness in the buns which is a big plus for those who stand up!

Originally posted by Rewdog
You need the latest in Rewdog Technologies.

Introducing, the rat! This new technology attaches to the seat of your chair. The space age sensors will detect tension of the buns and will make your cursor react to them. Imagine, keeping both hands on the keyboard while your cursor can move across the screen! Also has been proven to increase strength and firmness in the buns which is a big plus for those who stand up!

ROFL.......... toooooooo freakin funny!

Rewdog,

You're the man!!! That is great!! :laugh:

I think I just woke up half the town from laughing so hard!!

Is the NetScroll mouse an optical mouse? If so, I've had all optical mice have "epileptic fits" (if we're describing the same thing here) if a small hair or piece of dust gets under the sensor, but it shouldn't happen every couple of minutes.

Originally posted by Dylan
A 3-button mouse that sticks to the screen and that you have to bash against the desk and walls every 5 seconds to get it moving

Solution:
1. Turn 3 button mouse over
2. Turn bottom plate and remove ball
3. CLEAN INSIDE ROLLERS
4. Throw mouse away and purchase rewdog's bum warmer.


Keith

I killed the little mouse @ the bottom right hand corner of my screen and everything is mousent'o!

:D