The Prohacker
02-12-2002, 07:17 PM
The 15 year old thread, and the Sex life thread inspired this one:
These quotes were posted by an admin on one of my forums:
1) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone)
2) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." (Barbara Bush-Former First Lady)
3) Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. (Robin Williams)
4) Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
(Billy Crystal)
5) Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. (Rod Stewart)
6) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do." (Henry Kissenger-former US Secretary of State)
7) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's
reading." (Steve Jobs-Founder: Apple Computers)
8) "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." (Tiger Woods)
9) "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." (Axel Rose)-(Guns'n'Roses)
10) Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. (Roseanne)
11) According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful. (Robert De Niro)
12) In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? (Hugh Grant)
13) There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? (Dustin Hoffman)
14) When the sun comes up, I have morals again. (Elizabeth Taylor)
15) There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." (Jerry Seinfield)
16) See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. (Robin Williams)
These quotes were posted by an admin on one of my forums:
1) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone)
2) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." (Barbara Bush-Former First Lady)
3) Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. (Robin Williams)
4) Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
(Billy Crystal)
5) Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. (Rod Stewart)
6) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do." (Henry Kissenger-former US Secretary of State)
7) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's
reading." (Steve Jobs-Founder: Apple Computers)
8) "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." (Tiger Woods)
9) "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." (Axel Rose)-(Guns'n'Roses)
10) Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. (Roseanne)
11) According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful. (Robert De Niro)
12) In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? (Hugh Grant)
13) There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? (Dustin Hoffman)
14) When the sun comes up, I have morals again. (Elizabeth Taylor)
15) There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." (Jerry Seinfield)
16) See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. (Robin Williams)