One day, three guys went flying in a small airplane. For a joke, they dropped an apple out the window.
When they landed, they saw a man laughing heartily. They asked him, "What's the matter?" The man replied, "An apple came out of nowhere and hit me on the head!!"

The next day, they went flying again. This time they dropped a banana out the window. When they landed, they saw another man laughing like crazy! They asked him why he was laughing. He replied "A banana came out of nowhere and hit me on the head!"

The following day, they decided to drop a hand grenade out the window! After they landed, they were amazed to see a man laughing uncontrollably! They asked him "What's the matter?" The man replied, "I farted and that 7-Eleven blew up!'

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Pretty Funny.

This isn't funny at all. Having gas that badly is horrible.

Why, I've heard of one case where a fellow let one loose near a gas station, unthinkingly lit a cigarette, and accidentally blew a Chevy stationwagon clear across town and through the front windows of a brothel.

This wouldn't have been all that serious -- Chevy's are pretty sturdy -- but the stationwagon was carrying six priests and a German shepherd.

None were hurt, fortunately; and the priests, believing fervently in the old maxim, "God provides," took this as a sign, and prepared to avail themselves of the services at hand.

Alas, tradgedy ensued, nonetheless... as the brothel, despite liberal attitudes in general, had a very strict policy on one certain thing:

No Pets.

ROFLMAO!

For more on this dreadful health crisis, see: http://www.howstuffworks.com/question46.htm

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-Two boys were hunting. After a few hours, they realized they were hopelessly lost.

The first boy said, "I heard somewhere that if you fire a shot into the air someone will come to your aid."

They fired one shot but nobody came. They fired again and again, to no avail. Starting to panic, the first boy said, "Try one more time."

His friend replied, "Okay, but were almost out of arrows."


-A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here."

-Some really stupid quotes from people we know...
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff. -- Mariah Carey

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -- Redd Foxx


-And finally...

A man goes to a doctor for his annual check-up. After performing some tests, the doctor comes into the examining room with a serious look on his face. The man immediately senses something is wrong.
MAN: What the matter, Doc?
DOCTOR: Well... I'm afraid you don't have long to live.
MAN: What? I don't have long to live?!
DOCTOR: It's true.
MAN: I don't believe this. How long do I have?
DOCTOR: Uh... 10.
MAN: Ten what? Years? Months?
DOCTOR: 9...8...

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