i was searching for poem for my girl friend and i found this ;)

heheheheh, what you guys have to say about this

:D

http://www.tiac.net/users/cri/friendship.html


A Friendship Poem
Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself!


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Friend,

When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.

Sender's postscript: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body ....


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This page was last updated September 1, 2001.


:D :D :D

very ture hun :stickout

For your girlfirend it is good, just don't forward it to everyone in your *&$%^*& address book like some of the people who have my address. For some reason those get under my skin, though I know they shouldn't. It is like spam from your friends, I suppose.

If you get a real funny joke, like actually rolling on the floor funny, spit out your milk funny, funny-funny-funny funny, then forward it to me. Otherwise, read it and delete it, as I've either already seen it before or I have other things to do than read mildly cute quips.

Chicken, you must check this one out ;)

http://www.tiac.net/users/cri/bmwhung.html - The Chicken & The Horse