Just wanted to get the mods attention. :D
Maybe you will buy one too.

We have been cleaning inventory and have discovered a hidden room today.
To our surprise, and your good fortune, we found several calendars we are willing to sell at a loss.
These are brand new, never been used, still in the box calendars.
They will be sold on a first come, first serve basis.

Although they are 2001 issue (hence the title;) ) calendars; they are all in mint condition.

Each calendar comes with a full twelve months.
Each month has a different picture, along with several numbers that were probably noticed during the previous month.

All you have to do to make these calendars functional is to simply move the days over.

Example: If your new 2001 calendar is displaying it is Friday, January 5; just add one to the number. In your mind say, "No, it is now January 6."

You see? It's really quite simple.

And for just that small amount of work from you; you save big . . . BIG . . . BIG.





***Disclaimer***

This post shall in no way be interpreted as an actual ad. If this were an advertisement the sound you heard would have been followed by emergency instructions.
If you have decided to view this post as an ad, you shall be happily spanked.

Now.

Get over my knee.

:homer: mmmmmm spanking from SWR

LEMME HAVE IT!

BAN HIM! :angry:




:D
*runs off covering butt*

no spankings :(
I dont know if that'd be legal

I have some used calendars for sale. Some months have writing on them, drawings, etc. but I'll include white-out. All months included except March, June, and October (they had pictures on the back of them that I wanted to keep and I've torn out the pages). These calendars are available for reeeeal cheap. I'm mean cheap. Cheaper than a Hollywood hooker cheap. Most certainly cheaper than whatever that soon-to-be-banned bozo thread starter will offer you.

Yes, I've expanded the business beyond just WHT name changing.

Originally posted by Chicken
I have some used calendars for sale. . . . . .Hmmm . . . . Tryin' ta muscle in the action; eh? :pimp:

Okay . . . . I was saving this for later, but I have more. :cool:

Not only will you receive, at a very nice discounted price, these extremely attractive and nearly functional, in new condition calendars. . . . .

We will include, at no additional charge, our name (stamped with the Ronco Easy Stamper™) on each and every clean (no writing whatsoever [just some stamping here and there]).

It's really a great deal.

Hurry; these won't last long at this price.

:cartman:Pay no attention to the talkin chikin:stan:

Hey now, keep those calendars and in 7-8 years you can use'em just like new with a need to change only the year number. Just think, the first on your block to have calendars for the future that many years ahead of everyone else.

p.s. even greater deals on minature calendars with faces of random realtors... great to cover up those empty holes on the fridge or scare the h*** out of the kids!

2001 calendars are fullly recyclable in 2007

Hi!
One question. How many of you still use paper calander when you have a computer.
I mean I can find out what day it was on Jan 5- 1976 for even Jan 5 2025... So whichever way I look at it it is better and more accessable.

Have a great day :)

regards
amar

hey SoftWareRevue and Chicken,

i have even a better idea, why don't you guys store these clender for next 50-60 years or may be 100 year and sell them in big bugs $$$$

or donate them to afgan gov.
or :rolleyes: . . .