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porpoise
12-21-2001, 01:43 PM
This is not exactly a request for a site review, but rather a request for opinions on what a good site name would be.

We're planning to open up an online condom store in the near future. We've come up with five potential names and would like to request votes on what the best name would be. Casting your vote for the best name also enters you into a contest to win 50 free condoms.

Please visit the following link to cast your vote:

http://www.porpoisemedia.com/contest

sbrad
12-21-2001, 02:22 PM
I kinda like rubbersbymail.com.
I'd enter, but my wife is pregnant. Too bad you weren't around a couple of months ago. :)

cperciva
12-21-2001, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by porpoise
Casting your vote for the best name also enters you into a contest to win 50 free condoms.


Don't those things have an expiry date on them? It seems to me that thin rubber becomes rather brittle after a while.

Do you really think that the winner would have enough opportunity to use the prize? We are mostly computer geeks here...

Seer
12-21-2001, 03:38 PM
What's a condom??? :confused:


















Ahaaa! Kidding! :D

vibesolutions
12-25-2001, 05:50 PM
CondomsByAir.com
Condoms4u.com
CondomCity.com
CondomFun.com
NightCondom.com
Condomsolutions.com (:
condomstork.com
Condomz.com
CondomCity.com
Venturecondoms.com
Condomventures.com

Pilgrim
12-25-2001, 08:50 PM
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bad, BAD Pilgrim ... ;)

alchiba
12-25-2001, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by cperciva
Don't those things have an expiry date on them? It seems to me that thin rubber becomes rather brittle after a while.


Don't think you can hit the deadline? :D

j/k

Kelly S
12-26-2001, 01:37 AM
Hi:

Very interesting idea. It took me a minute to actually realize that you were serious about this.

Where I come from "knocked up and single" are people's middle names. It seems like no women can even cross a street without getting pregnant.

Anyway...
I think a name like Spermville.com or SpermBlockers.com would be quite....festive. Or maybe even Condomlicious.com!

Whatever, you choose I wish you luck. My legs are always open so whoever wins the 50 free condoms, just send them over to me! (kidding and not serious....well......depends) LOL :stickout

Thanks for letting me add my $0.02 of humor!

alchiba
12-26-2001, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by Kelly S
My legs are always open so whoever wins the 50 free condoms, just send them over to me!

<flutter>
Host you for free, babe.
</flutter>

:D

dbnet
12-26-2001, 03:14 AM
OnlineCondoms.com
CondomsRus.com

MotleyFool
12-26-2001, 01:16 PM
and I thought I had seen it all!

porpoise
12-26-2001, 06:45 PM
Thanks, folks for the suggestions on the domain names. Yes, this is an idea I'm serious about.

Anyone have suggestions before this thing is launched?

EKR
12-26-2001, 07:18 PM
porpoise:

This is not intended to get your thread off track, but as the designer of phpBB's website I am requesting that you change the design of your site FrontStart.com ASAP, as there is a striking resemblance between http://www.frontstart.com and http://www.phpbb.com.

Here are some resources you might find helpful:

http://www.freewebtemplates.com
http://www.templatesearch.com
http://www.mattsdigitaldesigns.com

Thank you for your cooperation.

sbrad
12-27-2001, 11:35 AM
This is not intended to get your thread off track, but...
Dude, this thread has been off-topic since Kelly posted. Or at least it *should* have been. hehe

EKR
12-27-2001, 01:59 PM
Hehehe, good point. :D

porpoise
12-27-2001, 03:47 PM
Eric,

Thanks for bringing the phpBB design issue to my attention. I was unaware of the phpBB site design, but agree that the two are strinkingly similar ... and I'm a bit disturbed by it.

I will speak with my designer about it and get this resolved ASAP. I am out of town until Jan 2, but will be sure to get this worked out immediately following my return.

EKR
12-27-2001, 04:19 PM
Okay, great. No hard feelings.

Kelly S
12-27-2001, 04:53 PM
I couldn't resist saying something about the new Condom site! :stickout

Although, I (honestly) think it's a great idea. And you definetely have quite a bit of choices for a name.

Goodluck with your site!

DHWWnet
12-27-2001, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by Kelly S
... maybe even Condomlicious.com!

Whatever, you choose I wish you luck. My legs are always open so whoever wins the 50 free condoms, just send them over to me! ...

:idea: :eek4: post christmas effect...

sbrad
12-27-2001, 05:16 PM
My legs are always open so whoever wins the 50 free condoms, just send them over to me! ...
Man, I really wish we had a smiley appropriate for this.

dArT
12-27-2001, 05:30 PM
i have one!!!

check it out

DHWWnet
12-27-2001, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by dArT
i have one!!!

check it out


muaHaHa :D

dArT
12-27-2001, 06:06 PM
hehe they should put that on the board!

sbrad
12-27-2001, 06:32 PM
hahaha.
I think I peed my pants.

dArT
12-27-2001, 07:22 PM
i forget where i found that.i knew it would come in handy some day!!!

JTY
12-28-2001, 11:16 PM
Oh, god.... I haven't laughed that hard in a while....

Good luck on the biz idea... :)

candyapple
12-29-2001, 01:11 AM
That was hilarious!

I laughed so hard I peed in my pants......And then I laughed at that. :stickout

dArT
12-29-2001, 03:58 AM
LOLZ! I didn't think my smily would that to all of you!!!

NetDotHost
12-29-2001, 04:06 AM
I just have to say that this thread has been a nice relief from my regular day!

Thanks for posting that smiley, thats great!

About the expirey dates on the condoms... Have you ever had a condom? (lol, jk) They are usually good for a few years.. I got one in my hand right now, expires in 2004, and I have had this one for a while. LOL I know I could use all 50!

dArT
12-29-2001, 04:10 AM
hehe.


have u ever:


took a condom and put milk in it and sat it out all night to get rotten and chinky and then taken the next day and thrown it in somebody's driveway???I did.then i watched as the mom saw it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

sbrad
12-29-2001, 09:25 AM
A guy was joking with me one day, saying, "I bet you've never needed to roll it out far enough to see the writing on the end". I thought he was crazy, until I actually did it one day out of curiosity, and there WAS something written on it. I feel so inferior.

WildWayz
12-29-2001, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by sbrad
A guy was joking with me one day, saying, "I bet you've never needed to roll it out far enough to see the writing on the end". I thought he was crazy, until I actually did it one day out of curiosity, and there WAS something written on it. I feel so inferior.

LOL what does it say?
"WOW - you are hung like a horse or you ARE a horse, Mr Beefy!"

--James

dArT
12-29-2001, 04:05 PM
hehe.maybe:

"DAMN that thing is big!Slow down on the damned Viagra!!!"

sbrad
12-29-2001, 05:02 PM
"If you are reading this, please call me and my friends at 123-456-7890."

Asher S
12-30-2001, 01:04 PM
Well I never! An entire thread about codoms and an X-rated smiley ON WHT! :eek:



MUHAHAHAA ;)

2Grumpy
12-30-2001, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by dArT
i have one!!!

check it out

GOOD GOD MAN

put a warning on that thing!

I just about burst something laughing at that.

porpoise
02-18-2002, 10:54 PM
Just a quick follow-up post for those that are interested. A winner of the contest has been chosen and notified.

The winning store name is:

http://www.rubbersbymail.com

Please have a look.

Thanks to all that helped by voting and with your suggestions.