Thought I'ld share. The French corporation cracked me up :)


TWO COW PHILOSOPHY

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to
your neighbor.

A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to
your neighbor.

A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?

A DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty
for
being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing
you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for
then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You
feel righteous.

A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides
you with milk.

A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you
the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you
to
the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country
who
has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull
and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes
them
both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pour the
milk down the drain.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the
other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow
drops dead.

FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want
three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are
eleventh the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they
live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you don't know where they
are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you
have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You
count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and
open another bottle of vodka.

A MEXICAN CORPORATION: You think you have two cows, but you're not sure
where they are. You'll look for them tomorrow.

A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you.
You
charge for storing them for others.

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership
with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American
corporation declares bankruptcy.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.

ROFL!

That was good... especially liked the italian Corporation one :D

I saw something similar, but only about 5 and just on governments, there was one eaither A FASCIST or Nazi party, and it went like this:

You have 2 cows. The government takes the cows, sell the milk and kill you.

Then Anarcist:

You have 2 cows, you kill the government agents as they come to take the cows away.

You forgot one:

AL QUIDA: You have two cows. You have sex with both of them because you hate women.

ROFLOL !!

how many cow you have !!

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You forgot one:

AL QUIDA: You have two cows. You have sex with both of them because you hate women.

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well, in afganistan they don't have grass to feed cow, they need to beg pak for that. :blush:

While we are disussing humorous things, i thought this one (http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29344) was pretty, um. funny. :laugh: