BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.

It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program.

Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone."

Where did you find that?

...If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface....

Details here:
http://home.dal.net/shrub/Adequacy_org%20%20Is%20Your%20Son%20a%20Computer%20Hacker.htm

That article is just hilarious! :D

I hope that guy isn't serious...

One of those, 'you can't really tell if it is a joke or the poeple are that stupid' things.

I think he is serious...wow, it isn't even April 1st yet (april fools day!)..

heh..... that is one very disturbed person.......... heh
joking or not...

Well, Chicken, i hoped you did not lost your sence of humor, while moderating this forum...

;)

Every part of Adequacy.org is a troll, including their strict "no-troll" policy. They post articles like these and rely on their shock value to get people to post them to other sites, like this one. Sometimes the owners of the site spam their stories to Slashdot and Kuro5hin.

It's actually pretty funny reading the replies to stories like these. But yes, it's a joke.

Originally posted by dherman76
I think he is serious... You're not serious... right?

If anyone can read that article and miss the humor, and read the adequacy.org "mission statement" page and somehow not detect the irony, and then can read "The internet's most controversial (and congested) website!... Right now we're more popular than Jesus!" and still think this is serious, all I can say to that hypothetical anyone is; I'm glad I have my sense of humor, and not yours.

It's all a conspiracy. All of it.

The outsiders are learning quick :eek:


:stickout

Originally posted by NetXL
The outsiders are learning quick Apparently somebody posted a link to the site to the newsgroup alt.hacking (which is populated more by posers than by hackers) and so... the result is a thread nearing 2000 posts. Most indignant about how the author is so ignorant of what hacking really is. Man, that guy has to be loving this!

It's all bringing back fond memories of the good old days in alt.religion.kibology...

As an enlightened, modern parent, I try to be as involved as possible in the lives of my six children. I encourage them to join team sports. I attend their teen parties with them to ensure no drinking or alcohol is on the premises. I keep a fatherly eye on the CDs they listen to and the shows they watch, the company they keep and the books they read. You could say I'm a model parent. My children have never failed to make me proud, and I can say without the slightest embellishment that I have the finest family in the USA.


the author looks sick to me. he join teens pary he listen and watch the cds of his childerins. damn, he think he is the finest fauther in USA and i guess he is the worst.

He is taking away childhood from his childerns. somebody email him and explain this to him, every person have its own mind. you can not stop childerns from doing something which they want to do. let them grow like normal childerns. Parents much teach there childerns what is wrong and what is right and should not patrol on them like CIA.

just my $0.02

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.


Wouldnt that make Redhat an illegal hacker operation system too? :D

Originally posted by mahinder

the author looks sick to me. he join teens pary he listen and watch the cds of his childerins. damn, he think he is the finest fauther in USA and i guess he is the worst.Mahinder. JOKE. It's a prank; it's supposed to be funny. And it is funny! Heck, I'd almost be willing to bet that the guy who wrote that piece doesn't even have any kids!

LOL the guy can't be serious.
It's obviously a joke.

http://www.goldeneye.com/julian/boris.html ?
Does he know it's just a movie?

Originally posted by JayC
Mahinder. JOKE. It's a prank; it's supposed to be funny. And it is funny! Heck, I'd almost be willing to bet that the guy who wrote that piece doesn't even have any kids!

I dont think it's that funny :puke:

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

Someone should send this to AMD!

guys gals,

This is just a joke post nothing more nothing less, the guy who wrote this, did it to get traffic to the site. It is pretty funny though AMD making knockoffs of intel... hilarious. I found article to be a good funny waiste of 10 minutes. Just calm down

Originally posted by JayC
I'm glad I have my sense of humor, and not yours.

ROFL!

4(four) guys here do not have sense of humor at all :D