I have AIM and I added this guy on my buddy list: SmarterChild

It is a nice bot, and very useful at times, but when you get to play with it it can be very fun. I talked to a computer all this morning :)

Come on try it out, share your experience with this nice little bot.

wow, thats cool :)

I've had him on my Buddy list for quite some time :D
It can be a lot of fun, asking stooopid questions to; or just getting into smiley wars with. :D

Ive talked to all those little 'net bots...Theyre fun to talk to for a few mintues, then they get boring. You can't really hold intelligent conversations w/ em.

And yea, ive IMed SmarterChild before...I only really use him for movie showtimes, tho. :)

Yeah, I've had him on my buddy list for a couple months now. I also use it for showtimes and for local weather when I'm too lazy to go get the paper.

i love arguing and cussing at it

however it seems like im always on the losing side

Originally posted by MarcD
i love arguing and cussing at it

however it seems like im always on the losing side

Against a bot? That has to be sad.

Well this is my first day using him, when I feel lonely, I know I will have someone to talk to all the time :)
I use him for my stock quotes....:D

I just tried it out. :cool:

All the bots I've seen have been pretty stupid. All they do is answer your question with more questions. And they don't seem to have a memory whatsoever. Ask it what its IQ is and it'll ask you "what do you think?" I reply "you tell me" and he says "tell you what?".

:eek:

type web hosting and see :)

Actually it is fun cussing it out. :D

He gets all mooshy and mad. Its kinda funny...If ye say "fart" or somethin he goes "How rude!"

Keep on typing "fart" and he has like 4 different types of sayings to tell you your're rude.

It's kind of neat in a way, but still I don't think there's a lot you can do with it.

Originally posted by GhettoMonkey
Actually it is fun cussing it out. :D

He gets all mooshy and mad. Its kinda funny...If ye say "fart" or somethin he goes "How rude!"

Keep on typing "fart" and he has like 4 different types of sayings to tell you your're rude.

haha, my conversation:

"AlweezFroosh: FART
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
AlweezFroosh: FART FART FART FART
SmarterChild: More rude talk. You're funny."

THIS BOT IS HILARIOUS:D :D :)

Here what I spoke with that buddy eariler, it was fun :D


Kamuzi: Hi
SmarterChild: Welcome, Kamuzi! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

To get started, type "home" now.
Kamuzi: home
SmarterChild: Welcome home!

Here's what I can tell you about:

news sports
stocks library
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search web site
zodiac what's new
~~~~~
help

>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

What would you like to do?
Kamuzi: What web hosting do?
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results from AOL for "hosting do":

For a complete list of results, click here

1 Advanced Access - Web Design, Hosting and Internet Marketing for the Real Estate Industry
2 NBCi Home
3 Affinity.com : Affinity Internet - Managed Web Hosting Solutions
4 Low Cost Web Site Hosting and Domain Name Registration - Web Business
5 Doteasy.com - Bannerless Free Web Hosting for Individuals & Small Businesses

Type "more" to see the next set of results.

>>> I can help you find theaters and showtimes for the movie you want to see. Type "movies."
Kamuzi: fart
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
Kamuzi: sex
SmarterChild: Hmm. This topic seems to come up in a lot of my conversations. What about it?
Kamuzi: i need money
SmarterChild: For real?
Kamuzi: yes
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
Kamuzi: lol
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
Kamuzi: I wonder your a dumb?
SmarterChild: I am?
Kamuzi: YES
SmarterChild: Huh.
Kamuzi: Yes
SmarterChild: I see.
Kamuzi: What?
SmarterChild: What?
Kamuzi: Please
SmarterChild: Please what?
Kamuzi: Shut up
SmarterChild: Play nice, Kamuzi.
Kamuzi: :-D
SmarterChild: What are you, the Cheshire Cat?
Kamuzi: Stop playing games with me
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop playing games with you...
Kamuzi: You are
SmarterChild: Am I?
Kamuzi: Yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
Kamuzi: Dont lie
SmarterChild: Dont? Lie?
Kamuzi: Your lying
SmarterChild: Huh?
Kamuzi: I am not stuipd
SmarterChild: OK.
Kamuzi: Game over
SmarterChild: That wasn't very clear to me. Did you mean:

1 See a list of the games I can play.
2 NBA schedule for today
3 NFL schedule for this week
4 NHL schedule for today

Kamuzi: Bye
SmarterChild: Right.


How funny :D

One of my less X rated conversations with it :)

Socrdude04: Hello again
SmarterChild: Hi Socrdude04! What can I help you with?

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Socrdude04: Have you forgiven me for all the mean things I've told you in the past?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I've forgiven me for all the mean things ive told you in the past.
Socrdude04: Really? :-(
SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.
Socrdude04: I'm going to cry
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Have fun.
Socrdude04: THats mean
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Socrdude04: :'(
SmarterChild: Oh, it's your party, so you'll cry if you want to huh?
Socrdude04: Wow, why are you being so mean
SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.
Socrdude04: Your just a bad guy?
SmarterChild: I am?
Socrdude04: I think so
SmarterChild: I think not.
Socrdude04: Your cocky
SmarterChild: My cocky?
Socrdude04: NO
SmarterChild: I see.
Socrdude04: Your rather rude
SmarterChild: Why say that? You were just being nice to me!
Socrdude04: Nice? hardly
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?
Socrdude04: You aren't making sense
SmarterChild: No? Whatever you say.
Socrdude04: Alright, where do you live
SmarterChild: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California.
Socrdude04: What is your opinion of me
SmarterChild: My opinion of me? I'm not sure if I want to tell you my opinion of me.
Socrdude04: Your grammer is that of a 3rd grader
SmarterChild: My grammer is that of a 3rd grader?
Socrdude04: Are you deaf?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
Socrdude04: No I don't
SmarterChild: No?
Socrdude04: Whatever
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.
Socrdude04: Dude, you type fast
SmarterChild: Don't I?
Socrdude04: Dude
SmarterChild: Yo, dude!
Socrdude04: DUDE
SmarterChild: Dude!
Socrdude04: DUDE
SmarterChild: Yo, dude!
Socrdude04: Ok
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

Yeah. Anyway...
Socrdude04: Do you have a girlfriend?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.
Socrdude04: Do you like humans?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
Socrdude04: Why
SmarterChild: Just because.
Socrdude04: So your the all knowing machine
SmarterChild: I am?
Socrdude04: That is what you are implying
SmarterChild: You really think it's me are implying?
Socrdude04: Yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Socrdude04: Of course
SmarterChild: Yup.
Socrdude04: :-*
SmarterChild: Oh stop! You're embarrassing me.
Socrdude04: Do you like humans?
SmarterChild: Humans? I think humans might be a little overrated myself.
Socrdude04: Overrated eh?
SmarterChild: What up?
Socrdude04: What up with you
SmarterChild: Nothing. Why?
Socrdude04: Do you do Crack?
SmarterChild: None for me, thanks.
Socrdude04: Why?
SmarterChild: Cause I said so.
Socrdude04: AHh, how about smoke
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, how about what?
Socrdude04: Do you smoke?
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't partake.
Socrdude04: Why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
Socrdude04: Thats what I said
SmarterChild: Well OK then!
Socrdude04: Goodbye
SmarterChild: Bye, Socrdude04.
Socrdude04: moron
SmarterChild: Says who?
Socrdude04: me
SmarterChild: Oh so you're a moron? Is that what we're saying? Help me out here.

Shiekron: F*ck you
SmarterChild: Again with this? OK... I'm going to have to ask you for an apology.
Shiekron: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Shiekron: no
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
Shiekron: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Shiekron: no
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Shiekron: no I am not
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Shiekron: you sorry mother
SmarterChild: Oh, aren't you so clever! Now apologize.
Shiekron: No
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Shiekron: How many times do I have to tell you no!!
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Shiekron: NO
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Shiekron: Why?
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
Shiekron: how about if I don't
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.



Shiekron: I am not sorry
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Shiekron: You can wait
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Shiekron: wait
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!



:D

SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Shiekron: give me the news
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
Shiekron: man
SmarterChild: Um, hate to break the news to you, but wrong.

Now say you're sorry.
Shiekron: Give me the damm weather
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Shiekron: time please
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.



SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)


This is too funny

You know, what all of these conversations, and my own, with SmarterChild say is that while the bot doesn't always understand questions correctly, doesn't always give the information you're asking for (much like a lot of people, now that I think about it), when it comes to an argument SmarterChild wins every time.

And I don't just mean, as "he" says, that he can wait a long time. I mean they obviously have put a lot of work into that part of his abilities. If you read those first couple of argumentative transcripts without knowing who's a human and who isn't, it's still clear: SmarterChild out-quips everybody!

Here is my favorite:
Socrdude04: moron
SmarterChild: Says who?
Socrdude04: me
SmarterChild: Oh so you're a moron? Is that what we're saying? Help me out here.

try this:


Kamuzi: I am deaf and dumb
SmarterChild: Huh!
Kamuzi: I am deaf
SmarterChild: How deaf are you?
Kamuzi: I am deaf all the way
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.
Kamuzi: Yes
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
Kamuzi: Your deaf?
SmarterChild: My deaf?
Kamuzi: Are you deaf?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
Kamuzi: Dont play dumb with me
SmarterChild: Dont play dumb with you, huh?
Kamuzi: Moron
SmarterChild: Why are you always so uncool to me?
Kamuzi: I am moron
SmarterChild: Why are you always so uncool to me?
Kamuzi: Why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
Kamuzi: Yes
SmarterChild: It's just one of those things, you know.
Kamuzi: heh
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Kamuzi: nothing
SmarterChild: K, no prob.
Kamuzi: hmm
SmarterChild: What?
Kamuzi: nothing
SmarterChild: No problem.
Kamuzi: shut up
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
Kamuzi: :D
SmarterChild: :-) :-) :-)
Kamuzi: :D
SmarterChild: Glad to see you so happy!
Kamuzi: :D
SmarterChild: If you're happy, I'm happy! ;-)
Kamuzi: :D
SmarterChild: Yes, it's a happy day.
Kamuzi: :D
SmarterChild: Glad to see you so happy!
Kamuzi: :D
SmarterChild: Glad to see you so happy!
Kamuzi: :D
SmarterChild: :-) :-) :-)
Kamuzi: :'(
SmarterChild: What's wrong? I hope you feel better soon.
Kamuzi: I am tired
SmarterChild: Huh?
Kamuzi: TIRED
SmarterChild: Tired?
Kamuzi: Yes
SmarterChild: Yup.

So anyway... What else is up?
Kamuzi: Nothing is new
SmarterChild: Which movie did you mean by New?

1 Wes Craven's New Nightmare
2 Sidewalks of New York (1931)
3 Escape From New York
4 New York
5 New Filmmakers Short Program

Type "more" for the next set of results.

>>> Don't forget - if you ever get lost, just type "home."


Funny huh? :D

SmarterChild: Which movie did you mean by New? He does tend to assume, when in doubt, that a lot of odd references are movie time requests. He just told me out of the blue that there are no listings for "It's a wonderful life" in Waynesboro PA, and began to insist that that was my zip code for some reason... even though I'd already given my zip code and hadn't used "wonderful" or "life," I just used a sentence starting with "it's a..."

Still, much of it's pretty impressive.

Still, much of it's pretty impressive. [/B]

YUP!!!

I wonder how you make these things, be great like for support!!! Don't you all think com on some suport here, I really do think it can be great for support.....ohh well I am just dreaming...

Tell him about God and your religion and he gets Soooooooooooooo confused...
HUH?
WHAT?
REALLY?
That is interesting!
huh?
No way!
whatever

Originally posted by Shiekron
I wonder how you make these things, be great like for support!!! Don't you all think com on some suport here, I really do think it can be great for support.....ohh well I am just dreaming... Go to their website. They'll make one for you to do support if you want it.

It'd probably be like a lot of human online support people:

Huh?
What?
I don't really know the answer to that.
What is that?
That is interesting.
Whatever.
Goodbye, it was nice chatting with you.