It was so hilarious that I really had to share this one :D

http://www.asksnoop.com/

as for my site here's a sample: (not advertising)
"Branding /'brænd/ noun [U] da activity of giving a particular name 'n image goods 'n services so that muthas will be attracted 'em 'n want buy 'em; branding is a form of marketing, know what I'm sayin'?"

Submit your best :D

There's already another thread about this if I remember correctly.

Sorry if that's the case, I wasn't aware, maybe it will be merged or deleted if you're right ;)