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This topic has been brought up countless times. :)

Originally posted by SniperDevil
This topic has been brought up countless times. :)

I think I've seen your post somewhere....

Still trying to figure out what was funny about that message, came straight to the point. MS Access gave me my funniest message I've encountered 'Error - There is no message with this error' Work that one out!!

Originally posted by Cloudmaster
Still trying to figure out what was funny about that message, came straight to the point. MS Access gave me my funniest message I've encountered 'Error - There is no message with this error' Work that one out!!
Funny how it's a Microsoft product eh? :rolleyes:

Heh, there are so many error messages programmers are bound to miss some along the way. :)

I try to make my error messages somewhat humorous, but to-the-point. ;) :D

Originally posted by Cloudmaster
Still trying to figure out what was funny about that message, came straight to the point. MS Access gave me my funniest message I've encountered 'Error - There is no message with this error' Work that one out!!
:rofl: Thats classic! lol

My favorite error messages are the confusing ones in Windows, like MS Media Player 6.4 gave me a dialog box with 'OK' and Cancel' and the dialog title was "Question". Nothing more. :)

Also, a friend of mine got an error with MS Media Player 7 back in the day, it said something to the effect of "Unable to play resource, too many secrets." I swear. I'm paraphrasing, but I've seen the screenshot.

"An error has occurred", there is just something strangely amusing about that. G thanks for the info, ya dumb bastige - windows.

Sometime when I log off my Windows XP at school.. it says
"Can't exit now!" and stuck there fore a while..

When GIMP runs out of memory it just says

"GIMP Alert! Bad things will happen!" then my kernel crashes.

Those GNU developers really have good senses of humor..

Swear to god, you can check for yourself (I didn't believe it)

In the Linux kernel: "lp0 on fire"

(edited: I'd said LPT, of course it's lp0)

"Windows cannot detect your keyboard, press any key to continue."

'Not enough memory to display this window'

'This windows version not support'

'Floppy can't be acceded. Check another application don't use it'