If you try to choke a Smurf, what colour does his face get?

How do they put the "don't walk on the grass" signs in the grass?

Do illeterate people enjoy alphabet soup just as much as litterate people?

Why doesn't glue stick on the inside of the tube?

Why didn't noah kill the 2 flies?

How do you know if you ran out of invisible ink?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

When man discovered that milk comes from cows...what the hell did he think he was doing at the time?

How do the deer know that they should cross the road where we put the warning "deer crossing" signs?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

If today it's 0 degrees celcius and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow..how cold is it going to be?

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

Does a duck with one leg swim in circles?

If you try to fail and you succeed. which one did you accomplish?

If a blind man goes to the toilet, how does he know he's finished wiping his behind?

How does someone who sells racks prevent his store from looking emtpy?


Some things were lost in the translation. Some things were left out because you just couldn't translate it to English.

If a blind man goes to the toilet, how does he know he's finished wiping his behind?
Smell the TP :D

Originally posted by rewdog

Smell the TP :D

ROFLMAO

If you try to choke a Smurf, what colour does his face get?
Blue, they're actually green, you just need to adjust the color on your tv set (the smurf on cartoon network said so!).

How do they put the "don't walk on the grass" signs in the grass?
Levitating hamsters.

Do illeterate people enjoy alphabet soup just as much as litterate people?
Yes. The A spacecraft takes over planet C which both get sucked up into the black hole.

Why doesn't glue stick on the inside of the tube?
Because it's still wet silly.

Why didn't noah kill the 2 flies?
No fly swatter and you try catching one of those things in a place with a roof that high up!

How do you know if you ran out of invisible ink?
The "water stain bills from other people's dry cleaners" stack on your desk begins to shrink.

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Well it doesn't serve much of a purpose if they pass out and crash before they reach the target now does it?

When man discovered that milk comes from cows...what the hell did he think he was doing at the time?
SHE was being chased by some guy that had a crush on her when she tripped and noticed the calf drinking. And well... I'm not going into that further...

How do the deer know that they should cross the road where we put the warning "deer crossing" signs?
They don't, you just haven't noticed the camoflaged gnomes that run around with the signs wherever the deer may be crossing.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Rain isn't exactly the warmest of water. The hotter the water, the more something will shrink. Rain's usually cold and therefore they don't shrink.

What do sheep count when they can't sleep?
The flies that the punk noah let on board!

If today it's 0 degrees celcius and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow..how cold is it going to be?
I wouldn't know, I'd be dead as 50 degrees gets me putting on enough clothes to become a human cannon ball.

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Because they needed that extra word in the D section to make the alignment just right.

Does a duck with one leg swim in circles?
No, it gets shot and cooked by the mean hunter people.

If you try to fail and you succeed. which one did you accomplish?
There is no spoon.

If a blind man goes to the toilet, how does he know he's finished wiping his behind?
Technology!

How does someone who sells racks prevent his store from looking emtpy?
Levitating Hamsters and Lawn Gnomes.

Edited for missing letters and addition to sheep explanation.