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05-27-2004, 11:29 AM
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The Young Tailor.
There was a young tailor from Timbuktu who made the finest of clothes from head to shoe.
"Young tailor", he asked, "make me a suit. One of fine form and good fashion too-boot".
"Yes sir", said the tailor, "please come in, have a seat over there and we shall begin".
"Young lad", said the man, "I can't be late, please hurry along with your measuring tape. Not that needle! Use this thread. A nip here a tuck there, try this fabric instead".
"As you wish", said the tailor, "You're paying the bill but I would advise you to trust in my skill".
After some time the suit was complete but didn't fit well, fabric was cheap. Seams were too tight because of the thread, the tailor said nothing and just shook his head.
"This suit is a mess!" exclaimed the man, "I want you to fix it, do what you can!"
"I cannot", said the tailor, "there is nothing to do. Everything went wrong because I listened to you".
"Young tailor", he said, "you have no class". But while he spoke the pants split up his ***!
"Fine sir", said the tailor, "please pay what you owe".
"I cannot", said the man, "for I waste all my dough".
The Young Tailor.
There was a young tailor from Timbuktu who made the finest of clothes from head to shoe.
"Young tailor", he asked, "make me a suit. One of fine form and good fashion too-boot".
"Yes sir", said the tailor, "please come in, have a seat over there and we shall begin".
"Young lad", said the man, "I can't be late, please hurry along with your measuring tape. Not that needle! Use this thread. A nip here a tuck there, try this fabric instead".
"As you wish", said the tailor, "You're paying the bill but I would advise you to trust in my skill".
After some time the suit was complete but didn't fit well, fabric was cheap. Seams were too tight because of the thread, the tailor said nothing and just shook his head.
"This suit is a mess!" exclaimed the man, "I want you to fix it, do what you can!"
"I cannot", said the tailor, "there is nothing to do. Everything went wrong because I listened to you".
"Young tailor", he said, "you have no class". But while he spoke the pants split up his ***!
"Fine sir", said the tailor, "please pay what you owe".
"I cannot", said the man, "for I waste all my dough".
