Lets start a smiley story. Smilies must be included on every post.
Here's a start.
Once upon a time, :beer: were :puke: :puke: after a college football party. They were so tired that they went :sleeping: in the middle of the yard. All of a sudden, :alien: came and :cartman: was tagging along yelling that he had just been probed.
:beer:...

:homer:mmmm. . . . .probed

:alien: heard that and decided :homer: should join the rest of the :alien::alien::alien::alien: posse as they were looking for a new anal prober

:beer: having heard the talk of probing through the lapses of :puke: started to get confused.:confused: :unhappy: :crying: :eek2: . :beer: had to act, as he loves his anus.

my, this got :eek: quickly.

:alien:mmmm. . . . . .anus

:stan:OMG!! :alien::alien::alien::alien: Have my little brother.
:beer: Quit :argue: and :uzi::alien::alien:

Blah :stickout blah :stickout Blah :stickout blah :stickout Blah :stickout blah :stickout Blah :stickout blah :stickout

Then :spam: (*****) came along, after :uzi: :alien:

But nobody liked him, so, they wasted him. (wish I could have put smilies here)

After this tiring ordeal. :beer: all got together and :smokin: :smokin: .... And about 5 minutes later were :nuts: :spiny: :uhh:

Then..... :fairy: came along......



(It's telling me i'm using too many smilies, this is really annoying.)

NetXL, if the smilie lock was turned off, SWR would go smilie crazy, now we don't want him in a white jacket eh?

Yeah we wouldn't want to have to bail him out of the nuthouse *again*


Can you please pop on icq. Now ? :P

I don't use ICQ anymore, to many missing DLL's.

I use MSN though.

You just have to make it hard for me dont you.

:stickout

Use the PM feature built into the forum than :stickout

Just did, hurry up 'n reply :)

:fairy: was an old girlfriend of one of the :beer: , there was no :love: now, only lots of :kaioken: :angry: . :beer: and :fairy: started to :argue: about.....

:crap: had dumper :fairy: cos she was so :nuts: that :crap: thought she was an :alien: .

His suspicions were of course confirmed when :fairy: suddenly transmuted back into :alien: ...

So, :eek2: and :eek2: decided to...

grab :cartman: on his tinkles while he vas :smash: and eating :spam: wih :fairy:. Also his :uzi:

chers mates!

and they say that working in the hosting industry doenst fry your brain ;)

Of course, by now :crap: was way :bawling: from the recent turn of events.

"I'm so :confused:," he said, "I feel like such a :dunce:!"

So he got an :idea: and went to his friend, the :pimp: [pimp].

He said, "Man, you got 'ta :emlaugh: [chill] man! Let me tell you: I've been :pimp:'in a long time, ma boy, and I can act all :dgrin: but at the end of the day, I'd :uzi: for just one :angel:, man, I'd trade all the :fairy:s. That's what you gotta do, man, you gotta find your :angel:!"

":pimp:, you da :bomb:!" he said, and set off to find his :angel:...

while she was :sleeping: with :karate: and :dgrin: the little :angel: decided to :uzi: the:pimp:

:beer: was :smokin: with :angel: and :fairy: so there really was no :alien: just to much :smokin:

I had to bring this back from the dead :D

after a lot of :smokin: , there was even more :puke: . :beer: decided to go to the doctor to make sure :alien: hadn't done any probes while he was :sleeping: . The doctor said it was...

just then xtstrike comes along and shuts us all down cause to him we are spamming ;) so netsolutions goes down stairs and he drinks a beer :beer: then another beer :beer: then 10 beers :beer: and just then.....

Then the cops come and :uzi: netsolutions because he isn't old enough to drink :beer:.

Netsolutions is barely living, so Rewdog comes and finished him off with a :flamethr: for
NOT CONTINUING THE STORY. READ THE WHOLE THING AZZHOLE

hehe j/k

Rewdog has a heart attack from :smokin: earlier, so SWR proceeds to....

:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

LOL

Originally posted by Rewdog
LOL *spanks Rewdog* for not supplying a smiley.

:homer:mmmm . . . . spankings

The spank made rewdog wake up :eek2: and luckily the cops are still around from the arrest of netsolutions for :beer: . They take SWR away for sexual harrasment .:mad:

:homer:mmmm . . . . sex you all harass mints