I just wanted to tell you your sig is great...should I fake it? priceless...

[Edited by jaguar on 10-21-2000 at 01:40 AM]

Jag, thanks.

Pity I can't take the credit - check this thread : http://www.webhostlink.com/showthread.php?threadid=2633

Man, that site is great.

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The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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Even better

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The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is two persons at a time, unless I install handrails or safety straps. Since you have arrived sixth in line to RIDE MY ASS today, please take a number and WAIT YOUR TURN!
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BC,

That came from a unix/windows humor list going around on USENET a while ago. Here are some other good examples:

% make fire
Make: Don't know how to make fire. Stop.

% why not?
No match.

% gotta light?
No match.

% "How would you rate Bush's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% [Where is my brain?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
"Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found

% rm Quayle-brains
rm: Quayle-brains nonexistent

% lost
lost: not found

% mkdir yellow_pages; cat > yellow_pages
yellow_pages: Is a directory

% ar x "my love life"
ar: my love life does not exist

% ar x "matey, the treasure"
ar: matey, the tresure does not exist

I suggest some people try testing those commands out in shell to see if they work. Results will very depending on the OS. :)

Great stuff - thanks for that. Certainly will be keeping this thread bookmarked for a while..... ;)

No prob BC. Enjoy. :)