The subject line above is a gentler way of saying that this post is about ass icons (and I don't mean the member of the equine family). If the word offends you in any way, please do not read any further.

I saw this post elsewhere and thought it was too cute and too funny not to repeat, so here goes:

We all know those cute little computer symbols called emoticons, where

: ) means a smile and : ( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some assicons?

Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^^o_) a wise ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

) ! ( Ass Backwards

..oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo..
oo*" "*o.o*" "*o.
.o" 'o" "o
o o *o
.o o 'o
o o o.
o o o
o o/ o
o --0-- o
o. /o o
o o o
o o o
o o oo
oo o oo
oo. oo oo
'ooo. .oo. ooo
o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo"o
o. """""" oo """"" o
'o oo o'
o oo o
'o o o*
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o

You have just been e-mooned!

Happy e-mooning!!!

http://diverlink.com/images/emoticons/bart-mooning.gif

LOL

I like it.

Oooh. I just thought of one myself.


[_!_] a hard ass

LOL! I might use that for my site sometime in the future - vewwy funny, and should be used for some idiots.. errr..... dumb asses around here.

.....that's funny.

Duster: yours made me truly laugh out loud....the drawing, I mean.

Think we could get smilies turned on for those.

lol.. funny stuff here :D