So, do you have a quote to write here to make readers say "nice quote". like Synwave's

"Good Girls go to Heaven - Bad Girls go to Amsterdam !!" :D

Well, some guy paid $200 bucks to have a tech come out to reformat his hard drive after getting a virus. This is what I made for him:

Norton Anti Virus 2004 OEM - $20.
Spybot Search and Destroy - Free.

Knowing that you didn't have to pay $200 for something you could have easily done yourself... Priceless.

Pricyber - Really a "NICE QUOTE"

Regards

How about my sig?

How bouts:
'Feminism Was Established, So As To Allow Unattractive Women Access To The Mainstream Of Society'
-- Rush L.

Originally posted by Cowpie
How bouts:
'Feminism Was Established, So As To Allow Unattractive Women Access To The Mainstream Of Society'
-- Rush L.

That's just lame.

"He who laughs last is the slowest to understand the joke".

My sig ;)

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

LOL

I like the quote in my signature... :)

"Walk in my shoes and you'll agree with me: they're tight!"

Kind of old, but I like it:

Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. That way your a mile away, and you have his shoes.

"A hard man is good to find"
- Mae West -

Originally posted by astraeuz
So, do you have a quote to write here to make readers say "nice quote". like Synwave's

"Good Girls go to Heaven - Bad Girls go to Amsterdam !!" :D

Seen on a girls t-shirt last summer -
'You've been a naughty boy, go to my room'

/me looks down at his sig

"I feel great".
- NutriGrain.

http://www.turnpikefilms.com/spots/nutrigrain.cgi
(as posted by hostpath)

"I do what I do, and I do it without regret"

I fear the day when the "good" deeds of bad men outweigh the "bad" deeds of good men. - Ross Hosman

:D

Your Only As Old As The Person You Feel.

Doc

"Everybody has photographic memory, some people just don't have film."

So it's 2004. Where are all the killer attack robots? Flying cars? This year sucks already.

-Maartin @ ShackNews

my sig... cool quotes!

Originally posted by insaneraptor
my sig... cool quotes!

"No matter which path you choose, you can only move forward"

I dunno about that. I bin goin back-wards all my life. :eek:

Here's a classic:

There are 10 kinds of people; those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Originally posted by affhosting
Here's a classic:

There are 10 kinds of people; those who understand binary, and those who don't.

strictly speaking wouldn't there only be ONE :idea: One positve 1 and one negative 0 or do they cancell each other leaving you with non. :confused:

Doc

Originally posted by TheDoctor
strictly speaking wouldn't there only be ONE :idea: One positve 1 and one negative 0 or do they cancell each other leaving you with non. :confused:

Doc

I think you're thinking of booleans.

1 in binary equals 1.
10 in binary equal 2.
11 in binary equals 3.
100 in binary equals 4.

Originally posted by affhosting
I think you're thinking of booleans.

1 in binary equals 1.
10 in binary equal 2.
11 in binary equals 3.
100 in binary equals 4.

No I wasn't going to get that technical/pedantic (read anal). There seems to be an annoying habit by electronic manufactorers to label swithes 0 and 1 instead of On and Off

Another annoying habit is to count. 01235 etc instead of 1234 .. they seem to think it has something to do with Binary.

Doc

Originally posted by affhosting
Here's a classic:

There are 10 kinds of people; those who understand binary, and those who don't.

I HAVE THAT T-SHIRT!!!! :D
lOOk: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/5aa9/

"Linux? I tried that but I couldn't figure out what a kernel was. How does popcorn have anything to do with a computer?"

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on" - Dean Martin

Originally posted by 1stStrike
"Linux? I tried that but I couldn't figure out what a kernel was. How does popcorn have anything to do with a computer?"

Mind if I put that in my signature?

how about:
"before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, this way, your a mile away, and you have their shoes!"

lol

Originally posted by affhosting
Mind if I put that in my signature?

Go for it :P

Originally posted by 1stStrike
Linux? I tried that but I couldn't figure out what a kernel was.
My kernel had a panic attack the other day so I took it fishing.

Winners don't quit, quitters never win..
.. but those who don't win and never quit are idiots.
(Annonymous)

Rehab is for quitters. :D

Originally posted by ilyash
how about:
"before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, this way, your a mile away, and you have their shoes!"

lol

The shoes win!

But seriously:

If you walk a mile in someone's shoes, how big is the shoe owner?

"Unlimited .........."

"The Devil told the Penguin to throw the Apple through the Window"

OldCountryBuffet.com- Unlimited Everything for $14.95.

Originally posted by GHDave
"The Devil told the Penguin to throw the Apple through the Window"

Yes but where was Batman and Robin.

Doc ...aka The Joker.

My wife always gets comments when she wears a shirt that says:
"Make Chocolate, not war"
Its amazing how many people ask her about the shirt EVERY time we're out!

Originally posted by Haze
My wife always gets comments when she wears a shirt that says:
"Make Chocolate, not war"
Its amazing how many people ask her about the shirt EVERY time we're out!

You sure there not just trying to chat her up :confused:

Doc

"The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out."

So true, so true.

Originally posted by Knogle
"The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out."

So true, so true.

It's been a while since my "character" was measured. :eek:

Doc

"If you know your a fool, denying that you are one is the first step towards ridding yourself of your foolishness."

...if you thought that was good...

"One's reputation is like a bikini: it covers more than it shows."

war determines doesnt determine who is right, it determines who is left!

the point of war is not to die for your country, but make the other bastard die for his!

Close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades

lol

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."
Pablo Picasso.

Originally posted by TheDoctor
You sure there not just trying to chat her up :confused:

Doc

Mate.. if i had a dollar for every time someones asked me if they could "Borrow" my wife.. i'd be a rich rich man. Its flattering.. but very very annoying :angry:

Next time a chick stops to look tho.. i might just take a different approach now :P

Map out your future, but do it in pencil. - Jon Bon Jovi

The one I posted dissapeared :(

What we do is never understood, but only praised and blamed. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

(Talking about us techies) :)

hey Brad welcome to WHT

i like the quote in your sig lol

Here's one:

"Life is like a mail sometimes you just don't get it"

Feroz Zahid.

Thanks ilyash ;)

Ok, let me see if I remember this correctly. I have this on my home email.

"Find the key to your heart and every door in the world will open for you"

Now that was a mushy one....LOL

All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness.

Oh lord it'ss hard to be humble.
When your perfect in every way.

Doc

Originally posted by TheDoctor
Oh lord it'ss hard to be humble.
When your perfect in every way.

Doc


Hey Doc....... my father used to say if your going to dream... then dream big... and I see you are doing just that....LOL.. :emlaugh:

Originally posted by HeatherF
Hey Doc....... my father used to say if your going to dream... then dream big... and I see you are doing just that....LOL.. :emlaugh:
Well with such a big err personality then yes I can dream big. :D

Doc

"the Internet?! is that thing still around?!"

Don't believe complements about your toupee.

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."
(Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives." (John Stuart Mill)

And to add to this last quote, the 72% of the americans serial killers voted for republicans :)

"I can't believe it's not butter"
~Anonymous

Originally posted by timechange.com
"I can't believe it's not butter"
~Anonymous

:rofl:

"If u want happiness for an hour, take a nap. If u want happiness for a day, go for picnic. If u want for a week, go on vacation. If u want for a month, get married.If u want for year, inherit wealth and if u want for lifetime, learn to love ur life."

"The first step to failure is trying" Homer

Originally posted by #SoloSocket
"The first step to failure is trying" Homer

I am always trying. In fact my mother said I was very trying. :stickout:

Doc

Protractor, calculator, pencil... beware my weapons of Math Instruction!

Coding is like sex, you want to do it right and not rush.

[sorry if that was too much for a family forum]
although i have seen a smiliar quote in someones sig

mine...
/looks down at sig.

"I have to ask you a question, and it's an important
one... So take your time; don't answer right away. When
two people love each other, and I mean really love each
other, but they just can't get it together... When do
they get to the point where enough is enough?"
"When two people love each other, totally, truthfully,
all the way love each other the answer to that question
is simple. When do you get to that point when enough is
enough?"
"Never."


The Mexican

"On this day I accept Christ, pick up my sword and step on the battlefield."
-Koz

"Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends." - Jesus

"When I take over the world, my concentration camps are going to be enormous."

Quoted over on ars whenever some really really stupid action is mentioned.

"In this next scene we have Romeo weeping like an idiot."

Ok, I'm not a big Rush Limbaugh fan, but this was pretty funny.

In response to French President Jacques Chirac's quote, "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"

Limbaugh replied: "As far as France is concerned, you're right."

"Love is the starting point of marriage and marriage is the ending point of Love." :D

just see my sig :D