Artashes
01-28-2004, 02:35 AM
Quotes...
INTERNET
"The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life."
-- Andrew Brown
"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them."
-- Penn Jillette (1955 - )
"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."
-- Robert Wilensky, speech at a 1996 conference
"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
-- Peter Steiner, cartoon in The New Yorker, July 5, 1993
"When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page."
-- Bill Clinton (1946 - ), announcement of Next Generation Internet initiative, 1996
"It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest hopes and fears of those who use it. After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics."
-- Denise Caruso, (digital commerce columnist, New York Times)
"The Internet, of course, is more than just a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs."
-- Time Magazine, 3 July 1995
BROWSER
"I have seen the future and it's browser accessible."
-- Unknown
Couldn't find any more to this. Feel free to add a quote or two.
INTERNET
"The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life."
-- Andrew Brown
"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them."
-- Penn Jillette (1955 - )
"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."
-- Robert Wilensky, speech at a 1996 conference
"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
-- Peter Steiner, cartoon in The New Yorker, July 5, 1993
"When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page."
-- Bill Clinton (1946 - ), announcement of Next Generation Internet initiative, 1996
"It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest hopes and fears of those who use it. After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics."
-- Denise Caruso, (digital commerce columnist, New York Times)
"The Internet, of course, is more than just a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs."
-- Time Magazine, 3 July 1995
BROWSER
"I have seen the future and it's browser accessible."
-- Unknown
Couldn't find any more to this. Feel free to add a quote or two.