Vortech
10-05-2001, 08:40 AM
3 Wishes
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam
are out walking together one day. They come across a
lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three
wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to
be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the
Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever
made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or
Americans can come into our precious
state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF'
there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very
curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet
high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the
country; nothing can get in or out---virtually
impenetrable."
"Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam
are out walking together one day. They come across a
lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three
wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to
be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the
Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever
made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or
Americans can come into our precious
state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF'
there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very
curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet
high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the
country; nothing can get in or out---virtually
impenetrable."
"Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."