Read this funny joke :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:

A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building
needs a handsaw so
he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to
him, but he can't
hear, so he does sign language. The man on the 3rd floor
does sign
language.
He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee
meaning "need", and
moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.
The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his
pants, and starts
masturbating.
The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to
the 1st floor and
says, "What the **** is wrong with you dumbass? I said I
need handsaw!!"
The other guy says," I knew that, I was just trying to
tell you I'm
coming."

Ai ya ya! There *are* kiddies reading these boards, you know... Uhmmm... Well, maybe.

But dead funny nonetheless.

HEHEHEHEHEHE.. :D

Ah, bloody good joke. :)

Good one! :)

Oh my virgin ear! :-O

Hahahaahaa,
you just took my virginity from my ears and eye. Just playing, thats really funny, in a sick perverted way.

Hehehehehe,that was a good one in deed!!!

Another 1:

How can you tell if a woman is tickalish????

Give her a testicle (Test Tickle)

Hehehehehehe

The Dude :)

Originally posted by The Dude*
Hehehehehe,that was a good one in deed!!!

Another 1:

How can you tell if a woman is tickalish????

Give her a testicle (Test Tickle)

Hehehehehehe

The Dude :)

lmao

Great stuff there... probably not one I'd hit my mother-in-law with, but definately will be used next time I'm at the bar :).

I already heard it but it's still funny netherless. :D

:eek: :D

That was great... :)

Thanks ...... I read it while drinking....... *Sigh* My monitor is now turning strange colors

Haha, I needed that :)

Hahahahahahahaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!

LOL

that got my hangover to a good start

ROFL! That's a good one...:D

http://emotioneric.com/emotionfill/elevatorfart.html

Originally posted by net-trend
ROFL! That's a good one...:D

http://emotioneric.com/emotionfill/elevatorfart.html

Ergh :angry:

Brought to you by the NY state hunting season:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

ROFLMAO :D :stickout: :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)