insaneraptor
01-08-2004, 05:15 PM
This is a story I just got from my teacher. Its definatly amazing. I thought i'd share this with you all.
I posted it on my little xanga (my little online journal thing that tells me what i do everyday incase i die and forget).
So just check it out there, and read it. Its hte one with the day of January 8th!
I thought i'd remove the link... just read this
*my comments in []*
Story 1: He was riding his Motorcycle (or bike... one of them) and he was driving besides this truck driver. So truck driver hits him or something and he falls and gets hurt. Later on, the the Truck Driver, the Policeman and Seymour are talking about it, the Police asked the Trucker what he was thinking... he says, "I was going to hit this car infront of me, and I couldnt have that happen, so I ran into the Biker..."
[Ok...If you dont see the irony/stupidity here, somethings wrong with you. If he hit the car, it wouldnt have been a big deal, about 5000pounds of metal there.... But hitting a person on a bike and its just him and the ground.
This is just hilarious yet sad (more funny then sad though).]
So I keep trying to do my quiz, but another story comes about.
Story 2: Seymour is riding his motorcycle and hes driving and ****, and he crosses an intersection. This other lady decides she wants to cross a redlight and so she is blazing thru it. [Im sure when Seymour was crossing, he sees her not stopping and hes like "Hmm... somethings wrong with this picture."] A good 2 seconds later the car slams into him and drags him about 30 feet or so and he is only stopped because he gets pinned to a telephone pole. [Alright... that has to suck.. reminds you of Signs dont it]. So he tries to crawl away because he was obviously hurt. This lady reverses her car, and tries to drive away [what an idiot]. But to make the story worse, she doesnt back away far enough so when she floors the pedal again, she ends up running over the Motorcycle again and keeps going until she hits Seymour for the 2nd time [alright, 1 time is enough... 2nd time, thats just overboard.... This time he was trying to crawl away]. So now Seymour flies, and he flies far. So people are all watching this and stuff, and then a nice little lady comes over and tries to help him. A few seconds later, the car driver decides to come outside and she stomps her way up to the wounded/shocked/semi-unconscious Seymour and she says the most retarded thing, "Look what you did to my car."
[Alright, this is just too sad. I mean, wow that is like the worst thing ever. What an *** the lady is. Oh well, story is hilarious none-the-less. More irony to the story, and it also fits the stereotype... The cardriver was an ASIAN LADY... Alright, that just proves that asian women should never drive.]
And here I am, commenting my *** off and listening to this convo and laughing so hard... Wow.
Seymour then continues with another story.
Story 3: Seymour is riding his Motorcycle again, its a great day.. Hes wearing his gloves and steeltoe and all those bikers stuff. Hes riding his bike, his wife is sitting on the back. Shes not wearing any of the biker protective stuff... [go figure.. women these days.. ] So they are driving and this time, he goes thru his green light and another person runs a red AGAIN and hits him. [You'd think he woulda stopped after being hit twice, but nooo]. So this time his wife is there too, so he gets hit and they both just fly off. He lands first and starts sliding on his gloves and steeltoe, thus not really hurting himself. He starts thinking to himself, "Wow, I wonder how much insurance my wife has, shes not wearing any protective gear..." [ya, poor wife right? nope... lucky wife, Poor Seymour] About 2 seconds later his wife lands on his back. This knocks his elbows to the ground and he gets scrapped and all hurt and **** [I'm sure his chain of thought shifted to "I wonder how much insurance i have...."]. So he gets screwed again.
Enjoy and tell me how hard you laugh after all of this.. Mind you, the person is Perfectly fine now (cept for some scaring.)
I posted it on my little xanga (my little online journal thing that tells me what i do everyday incase i die and forget).
So just check it out there, and read it. Its hte one with the day of January 8th!
I thought i'd remove the link... just read this
*my comments in []*
Story 1: He was riding his Motorcycle (or bike... one of them) and he was driving besides this truck driver. So truck driver hits him or something and he falls and gets hurt. Later on, the the Truck Driver, the Policeman and Seymour are talking about it, the Police asked the Trucker what he was thinking... he says, "I was going to hit this car infront of me, and I couldnt have that happen, so I ran into the Biker..."
[Ok...If you dont see the irony/stupidity here, somethings wrong with you. If he hit the car, it wouldnt have been a big deal, about 5000pounds of metal there.... But hitting a person on a bike and its just him and the ground.
This is just hilarious yet sad (more funny then sad though).]
So I keep trying to do my quiz, but another story comes about.
Story 2: Seymour is riding his motorcycle and hes driving and ****, and he crosses an intersection. This other lady decides she wants to cross a redlight and so she is blazing thru it. [Im sure when Seymour was crossing, he sees her not stopping and hes like "Hmm... somethings wrong with this picture."] A good 2 seconds later the car slams into him and drags him about 30 feet or so and he is only stopped because he gets pinned to a telephone pole. [Alright... that has to suck.. reminds you of Signs dont it]. So he tries to crawl away because he was obviously hurt. This lady reverses her car, and tries to drive away [what an idiot]. But to make the story worse, she doesnt back away far enough so when she floors the pedal again, she ends up running over the Motorcycle again and keeps going until she hits Seymour for the 2nd time [alright, 1 time is enough... 2nd time, thats just overboard.... This time he was trying to crawl away]. So now Seymour flies, and he flies far. So people are all watching this and stuff, and then a nice little lady comes over and tries to help him. A few seconds later, the car driver decides to come outside and she stomps her way up to the wounded/shocked/semi-unconscious Seymour and she says the most retarded thing, "Look what you did to my car."
[Alright, this is just too sad. I mean, wow that is like the worst thing ever. What an *** the lady is. Oh well, story is hilarious none-the-less. More irony to the story, and it also fits the stereotype... The cardriver was an ASIAN LADY... Alright, that just proves that asian women should never drive.]
And here I am, commenting my *** off and listening to this convo and laughing so hard... Wow.
Seymour then continues with another story.
Story 3: Seymour is riding his Motorcycle again, its a great day.. Hes wearing his gloves and steeltoe and all those bikers stuff. Hes riding his bike, his wife is sitting on the back. Shes not wearing any of the biker protective stuff... [go figure.. women these days.. ] So they are driving and this time, he goes thru his green light and another person runs a red AGAIN and hits him. [You'd think he woulda stopped after being hit twice, but nooo]. So this time his wife is there too, so he gets hit and they both just fly off. He lands first and starts sliding on his gloves and steeltoe, thus not really hurting himself. He starts thinking to himself, "Wow, I wonder how much insurance my wife has, shes not wearing any protective gear..." [ya, poor wife right? nope... lucky wife, Poor Seymour] About 2 seconds later his wife lands on his back. This knocks his elbows to the ground and he gets scrapped and all hurt and **** [I'm sure his chain of thought shifted to "I wonder how much insurance i have...."]. So he gets screwed again.
Enjoy and tell me how hard you laugh after all of this.. Mind you, the person is Perfectly fine now (cept for some scaring.)