 | View Full Version : Funny Bumper Sticker Sayings mantra 12-30-2003, 02:10 PM - Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it! - This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron. - This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day! - Keep honking, I am reloading!. - My child beat up your honor student! Davros 12-30-2003, 02:41 PM My Bumper Stickers: My other car is a NASCAR Caution: This vehicke makes left turns at high speed! hostpath.com 12-30-2003, 02:43 PM Saw the other day: "Mean people suck. Nice people swallow." webmultitude 12-30-2003, 02:47 PM **** happens bambenek 12-30-2003, 04:04 PM "The voices in my head told me to stay at home and clean the guns" Davros 12-30-2003, 04:18 PM Not exactly a bumper sticker but one of my fave's has always been a bikers tshirt.. On the back it says. "If you can read this the B!t¢H fell off!" bambenek 12-30-2003, 04:19 PM Nice. ToaD 12-30-2003, 04:19 PM I love my 127.0.0.1 kris1351 12-30-2003, 04:21 PM Mine is: My Italian Greyhound is smarter than your honor student. My favorite was: Don't honk, you might see your daughters head pop up. bambenek 12-30-2003, 04:22 PM That is crass and unneccessary El Nino 12-30-2003, 05:01 PM Impotence: It's God's way of saying, "No hard feelings" mantra 12-30-2003, 05:25 PM Originally posted by El Nino Impotence: It's God's way of saying, "No hard feelings" haha that's great !!..... :D Ohlundman 12-30-2003, 06:42 PM Here is my fav "Jesus Saves Mario Lemiux Scores" ArcticKid 12-30-2003, 07:57 PM The all-time favorite was "WWJD, for a blunt?" It was so halarious, and it had a picture of "Jesus" smoking a marijuana leaf. JYC 12-30-2003, 08:22 PM - Driver carries less than $20 in ammunition. - If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane. - How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH!T. JayC 12-30-2003, 08:30 PM Originally posted by Ohlundman "Jesus Saves Mario Lemiux Scores" The original one of that type was: JESUS SAVES ...and Esposito scores on the rebound! Sticking to the hockey/religion theme, there's also: "Only the Lord saves more than Patrick Roy." AFMichael 12-30-2003, 08:50 PM "0 - 60 in five minutes!" "If you can see my exhaust pipe, you're a pervert!" oonth 12-30-2003, 08:52 PM I saw this one recently...not quite sure what it means: "I drive a stolen car" ?? ........ Needless to say, I made sure I kept good distance from 'em:D ilyash 12-30-2003, 09:00 PM saw this in mad magazine a while ago: "we donated 100,000 to the school library and our son became student of the month" "My son escaped from the state penetary" "If you can read this you are probably dead" <-- on the side of a truck Cirtex 12-30-2003, 09:07 PM There are some pretty nice ones here: http://www.internetbumperstickers.com/front.html Trifolic 12-30-2003, 09:25 PM No Fat Chicks, Truck will scrape! |