Here is a interesting reading ::

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

Do you seriously believe that Whitehouse.gov is a gov't site? :)

Well it is fun reading ;) :)

God that would be scary if they would eradicate masturbation. I would hang myself!

Originally posted by nickn
Do you seriously believe that Whitehouse.gov is a gov't site? :) It is. But that site is whitehouse.org. :)

It's pretty funny though.

Originally posted by JayC
It is. But that site is whitehouse.org. :)

A special site for people who cant read :stickout:

Originally posted by RajanUrs
A special site for people who cant read :stickout:

LOL!!!!!

http://www.whitehouse.gov/initiatives/purity/index.asp

404 :(

You know, there are some truths to it.

Myth: Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime."
Reality: Theological experts on masturbation have come to the conclusion that masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.

Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't masturbate.

:emlaugh:

the·o·log·i·cal ( P ) Pronunciation Key (th-lj-kl) also the·o·log·ic (-ljk)
adj.
Of or relating to theology or to specialized religious study.

I'm a fiction expert too! lol. Where are the some thruths?

Originally posted by hycloud
You know, there are some truths to it.

Myth: Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime."
Reality: Theological experts on masturbation have come to the conclusion that masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators.

lol... due to the sheer amount of people who masturbate, i don't think this statistic means anything at all

its almost like saying, serial killers start off by breathing... well everyone starts off breathing, almost everyone starts off masturbating... so i don't see what the connection is

this logic is just ridiculous to me

I was going to post this yesterday.

decided against it.

Originally posted by JYC
lol... due to the sheer amount of people who masturbate, i don't think this statistic means anything at all

its almost like saying, serial killers start off by breathing... well everyone starts off breathing, almost everyone starts off masturbating... so i don't see what the connection is

this logic is just ridiculous to me

The connection here has to do with sex. Just as many have said marijuana was the gateway drug to harder drug.

But man, I hope we are not arguing over a dumb parody article.

It shouldnt be a crime to masterbate!!!!!

I think every1 does it,and it brings no harm,so.....

The Dude :D

Originally posted by The Dude
it brings no harm

untill you chafe

:D

The Dude :)

You people amaze me!

Ye have no faith in god, you filthy sinners!
Repant, repant I telly ye!

Mastrurbation is ungodly!

damn democrats...


kombia my lord! kombia...


:D

Masturbation can be addictive. I know this first hand. Um.. right hand. Oh, nevermind.

Many people lost their jobs and love ones do to constant masturbation. It is not a victimless crime. Masturbation is worst than alcohol and gambling addiction because lots more people are inflicted by it.

Again, this is not something to laugh at. It's a serious problem many people face.

oOo.

Wait a minute, it's a parady article, or real? :D