These are certainly tough times for America. We need to unite as a nation and declare war on terrorism, and completely end the idea of it.

I received an e-mail last night which put a smile on my face ... hopefully it will give some people at this forum a much needed grin during a terrible time like this. Besides, as most Unix geeks know, there aren't too many opportunities for something like this.

The Quick Resolution:
rm -rf /bin/Laden

That's pretty good, heh...

Only if God was a linux admin.....

Originally posted by creid
Only if God was a linux admin.....

I don't know, I see God more of a *BSD or Sun user. :-) My response would be "My God is a Sun admin, Bin Ladden's God must be stuck with Windows 1.0". Maybe we can just "dump /home/toilet -f desert.rat@afghaniatan:/bin/landen".

I think that Bush's plans are somewhere along the lines of

/usr/bin/killall -9 terrorists

(Of course, as we all know, if you kill -9 a process you're likely to kill its children as well... *hopefully* Bush will avoid killing as many children as his father did.)

How now, be careful what you say.. don't make me get all politically correct on you! No one one's that!

/sbin/shutdown -h Afghanistan now

Say goodbye to everything.. a nice clean slate and no mass murder processes for the media to haunt you about. Or, better yet, just Cpanel them to death!

Oh, I'm on a roll tonight... Well, since this is Unix related...

A Lunix server and bin ladden walk into a bar...




...feel free to finish that in your mind with whatever the most gruesome, horrible and painful fate you can imagine...

ln -s /dev/null /bin/ladden

Or, maybe:

ln -s /dev/il /bin/ladden

You'll need a bit higher privileges for this command. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

With some modifications, this could be a working program, but I was inspired and this will have to do:


DEATH:
$death_comes = $eternity = 1;
for ($eternity) {
you_will_burn('in hell');
}
my $idea = &solution("strike back");
sub solution { $on_night = shift; }
open(TERRORIST, "/bin/ladden") or die "1,000 deaths $!";
seek(TERRORIST);
tell(TERRORIST, $death_comes) or die;
$string = 'them up' . $high . &from('a tree');
open(DOOR, "mud_hut") or Homeless($bastard);
&toss_bomb('inside');
close(DOOR);
&lock_it;
select(TERRORIST);
while (defined($bin_ladden = <TERRORIST>)) {
chop $bin_ladden;
++$deaths;
$bin_ladden =~ s/man/shemale/ig;
$rounds_fired++ if ($shots < 999999999);
redo unless (($still_alive += 1000000) < $deaths);
next DEATH;
}
close(TERRORIST);
system ("killall terrorists");
die if (-e "/bin/ladden");
die "It's the only solution for that bastard!\n";

ROFL
mkdir /usa/wtc
cd /usr/wtc
./configure && make && make install
World Trade Center has been rebuilt!

rm -rf /bin/laden

lol
sorry
i'ma retard
=\

i think we have classic symptoms of "too much time on ones hands" :)

funny though hehe :)

Craig

Originally posted by Tim_Greer
With some modifications, this could be a working program, but I was inspired and this will have to do:


DEATH:
$death_comes = $eternity = 1;
for ($eternity) {
you_will_burn('in hell');
}
my $idea = &solution("strike back");
sub solution { $on_night = shift; }
open(TERRORIST, "/bin/ladden") or die "1,000 deaths $!";
seek(TERRORIST);
tell(TERRORIST, $death_comes) or die;
$string = 'them up' . $high . &from('a tree');
open(DOOR, "mud_hut") or Homeless($bastard);
&toss_bomb('inside');
close(DOOR);
&lock_it;
select(TERRORIST);
while (defined($bin_ladden = <TERRORIST>)) {
chop $bin_ladden;
++$deaths;
$bin_ladden =~ s/man/shemale/ig;
$rounds_fired++ if ($shots < 999999999);
redo unless (($still_alive += 1000000) < $deaths);
next DEATH;
}
close(TERRORIST);
system ("killall terrorists");
die if (-e "/bin/ladden");
die "It's the only solution for that bastard!\n";

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:flamethr: bin ladden :smash:

Tim was actually answering his own posts up there...:stickout

Originally posted by creid
Tim was actually answering his own posts up there...:stickout

We all know Tim is a weirdo :D
just kidding darling.

Craig

Originally posted by Tim_Greer
Or, better yet, just Cpanel them to death!

Now you become cruel!