Ok this is how this goes: The story starts with the line given below. The next reply post should continue the story for a few lines. And it will be picked up by the following replies posted.....and so on.

To add fun there should be continuity. It should have different interesting elements like mystery, humor etc [in non-offensive terms ofcourse keeping in line with WHT rules]

See this good example of a short story containing religion, royalty, sex, mystery :"My God , The Queen is pregnant. I wonder who did it ?"

Get it ? lol


Ok here we start:

Once upon a time there was a hosting provider............[please continue]

.....who's CEO went to McDonalds for a $1 double cheese burger

He was served by a spotty teenager...

who was staring at his girlfriend. . .

winking and asking her if she wanted fries to go with her shake..

OFFTOPIC: Is this story about Timmah?

Sorry for the interruption. please continue.

OK, I'll continue:

He liked McDonalds for the savings. Same savings he was passing onto his customers. 2 of them. One-dollar cheesburger pleasantly reminded him of his most expensive hosting packages he was offering...

...featuring unlimited bandwidth and a bottomless Coke. That also gave him an idea for Christmas special offer...

.. of unlimited storage

Everything seemed to be perfect. But our little hero had one weakness...

He couldn't resist the collection of monopoly game pieces. With this in mind, his idea became that much more enhanced. By offering unlimited everything for just a few game pieces he could win a million dollars in just a matter of days while remaining cheaper than everyone else. So he took his special deal to WHT and...

...things suddenly started going wrong. The WHT Unlimited Bandwidth Police (WHT-UBP) caught on to his little scam, and sent him to the Queen of England...

where he was forced to play Old Maid all day long...

and when night fell he thought he would be executed in the morning but in the dungeons of darkness he found his WHT brotherhood of unlimited bandwidth scammers...

...who plotted their escape.

But HeadSurfer was onto their plan and surrounded them with a firewall, blocking off all back doors...

Anyways... :eek:

He then realized than there is something more in life to be happy about then just to scam people, run away from police and get raped in English prisons.

.. and that was to scam more people, in other forms..

... So he struck a deal with the prison guards...

Which was to give them and their friends unlimited accounts in return for his safe passage into the outside world....

:)

Chris

Soon the bills began to pile up. Having given away all of his unlimited space in bribes for his freedom. With no real paying customers due to his poor WHT reviews his provider pulled the plug on his server....

So he decided to become a gigalo

....and he started trying to lease out his overpriced domain names on eBay for $499.00 a month....

...Then eBay decided to take care of the matter and...

sold him a bag of air

Which he gave to his grandmother for christmas.

And thus a new terminology was coined in computing called "Gig" meaning Gigalo....

He then came across this story on WHT: http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=205719&perpage=10&pagenumber=3

...and ended up in a recursive loop...over and over again.

...until the thread was closed. Now beyond frustrated he...

smashed his only computer and in a drunken rage ran out into the street and grabbed the first girl he saw...

...and sold her all his Nortel stock. Horrified she...

...went to the local Telco office and....

ripped off her shirt

which revealed a sweater...

that had Aussie Bob's name on it

...who decided he needed to...

buy some pants.

but with the strong Aussie dollar, he couldnt afford the Levis he wanted. So he offered the lady a small reseller plan in exchange for her pants, which she agreed to

but she wasn't completely satisfied with the plan so...

Aussie Bob offered the plan to her in Canadian dollars.

...only to realize that Aud and Cdn are about the same value...

finally tired of all the wheeling and dealing...

Bob sits down and sips on a tall glass of ice cold kangaroo juice...

the juice was spiked with poisen and the end of httpme.com was here. Quickly the girl made an offer to bob's family.. she would take over httpme.com in exchange for her nortels stock! .. she then went looking for the crazed drunked man she meet earlier that day

who sold her a thousand beanie babies, 5 of which were fake rares.

...so she took the fake rares and offered to sell them to...

...C I Host, who used them without paying the licensing (sp?) fees...

he claimed the licensing fees were apart of the deal when buying, but he knew deep down that he wasnt gonna pay the fees, just like he didnt pay them for the open source software he exploits in his business for greedy green cash.
He decides play dumb and to get rid of them on ebay

Only to have them sell for $2.75 and wound up paying $3.00 in eBay listing and final value fees.

Fearing repurcusions, she launched a pre-emptive nuclear strike against C I Host...

the luanching mechanics failed and the nuke fell on her, killing her instantly

...along with eliquid and his spelling tutor...

idologic_aw tried to pick the pockets of the dead and eating the garbage left behind as it rot on the ground, but tripped and fell on his head, leaving a bloody mess on the pavement

THE END.

Chapter-II

Hostpath decided to research on how many are actually gullible on WHT forums. So he set up a website offering to cut your sales in half for Free.While he harvested the members' emails.....they were wondering why they wanted to cut their sales in half......

when they could cut it totally...therefore they decided to....

...rent a bus and picked up...

Hostpath to take him out into the woods. They had planned to bash his skull in with a hammer and bury his body in a shallow grave -- afterall, the jackass deserved it. But as the bus pulled off the highway and onto the small dirt road...

hostpath had other things in mind. he smirked evilly as he...

took control of the bus and...

...and, realizing that these WHT'ers really had no life after all, and nobody would miss them, decided to take their lives and their clients in one fell swoop.

However, one WHTer, named Neo, rebelled and freed the other WHTer's from the evil grasp of hostpath and his "bus" also known as the "natrix"....

In the meanwhile though, Timmay realised there was no such thing as unlimited bandwidth and met up with Agent DH:

Timmay: "You know, I know this unlimited doesn't exist. I know that when I use it, the WHT is telling my brain that it is fast and plentiful. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss."

But then....

Came a phone call from a mysterious stranger, right out of the blue.

The voice said ..

"Hobbbittssssss!"

Originally posted by idologicJeff
Came a phone call from a mysterious stranger, right out of the blue.

The voice said ..

and then "Hi I'm Wendy and I'm calling on behalf of AT&T Canada. I noticed you just....."

Signed up with one of our competitors, would you consider ....

untill the phone bill came in the post and then Neo knew he should have called collect calls...

When...

Originally posted by RajanUrs
untill the phone bill came in the post and then Neo knew he should have called collect calls...

all of a sudden Carrot Top (http://www.carrottop.com) appeared and sang "There once was a chicken named FAY, To whom everyone said: ...."

Originally posted by idologicJeff
Signed up with one of our competitors, would you consider ....

sticking to one provider and story! If not, we'll....

huff and we'll puff and we'll...

fart.

Timmay began to sing, "I like big, big...

servers... big fast servers!" But the members of the huff 'n'puff (http://www.execulink.com/~hufnpuf/) association exercising next door, complained about his singing... but alas....

Something must be wrong with the "natrix" ?!

Nothing seems to make sense. Timmay took the red pill. Suddenly ....

a lass appeared...

Originally posted by idologic_aw
a lass appeared...

and Timmay wasn't sure what to do....

...so he signed up to appear on Pop Idol, but one of the judges, simon said...

"You suck."

Chapter III: "The return of Timmay"

After loosing on Pop Idol....

Timmay decided to become a web host provider...

but something was wrong with the force... but what was it?

Timmay said, "I feel a great disturbance in my pants..er..I mean the force." Suddenly, Bill Gates appeared...

who said: "Timmay.... I'm your father".... in an out of breath voice... to which Timmay replied....

"Yes! I'm rich! Cha-ching!" Needless to say, it was an awkward moment for Bill.

"But Timmay, my illegitimate child, I lost all my money in Nortel stock and my addiction to twinkies"....

To which Timmay replied, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

It's true my son... but there's a way out....

You must answer me these questions three.

question one: "what the meaning of life is?"

(Timmay noticed his dad Bill spoke in a yoda-like fashion).

To which Timmay replied, "WTF??!!"

at which daddy Bill screamed: "You're the weakest link! Good bye!" as our hero Timmay started falling and falling ever faster and faster towards....

McHost.

At which point Timmay woke up screaming in bed.... realising it was only a dream.... but...SOMETHING was different.!...

...something was not quite right...

he had felt this before... no, he had experienced this before.... but what was it?

It was latency of the worst kind. Multiple-player latency. He had been pwned. (http://www.imaging.robarts.ca/~awheat/owned.jpg)

As he lay there... bleeding.... reflecting on his life.....

The gameplayer all of a sudden restarted the game.

Chapter IV: Resurrection.

Timmay asked Agent DH and Agent JG, "Wanna go for a coffee?" To which DH and JG replied...

you have issues dude, step away from the lcd screen

i mean now too

Timmay pulled out his rocket propelled grenade launcher and threw it at eliquid, giving him a small scratch on his left index knuckle. Then Timmay kicked him again and again and again saying over and over, "Who's your daddy?"

After that he went for coffee, thinking "take coffee for example... how did the WHT really know what Timmy's tasted like, huh? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Timmy's tasts like actually tasted like oatmeal or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken for example, maybe they couldn't figure out what chicken really did, which is why they made everyone think he started up WHT. Maybe they couldn't figure out.... maybe they...."

As the game was restarted Timmay met up with his old pal Junkie...who said that the deal for UNLIMITED space, bandwidth was on for their NEW servers on board but.....

eliquid looks at his knuckle...remembering the last time he bled was when he fell naked in a alley when he was sent back in time on a mission to save John Conner

eliquid knew the terminator would stop at nothing to kill John, but as he looked around he snapped back into reality

was Timmay the terminator he thought... looking back at him from his knuckle. eliquid runs after Timmay and Timmay runs into a hardware store

where he sees the 3 ideologic's giving away FREE demos to Daryl...

and ONLY to Daryl so the other people in the store....

went crazy mad and started pelting Daryl and ideologic with cassette tapes

at that time GODZILLA shows up and asian people were running everywhere

away from a guy in a foam rubber suit.... but who is that hiding underneath that mask???where's scooby doo when you need him?... then....

the idologic team returned from their coffee. Then peace was restored to the world and everyone lived happily ever after.


THE END

But like any neverending story... there is no end without a beginning... no begining without an end....

Fast forward 28 years... The Ideologic team is old and grey... except for the handsome one.... who's name is...

so they thought, as SOBIG.F corrupted their server files erasing all data for thier clients and a disgruntled employe destoyed all the backups

eliquid

eliquid always looking in the mirror.... unaware of the curse put upon him by the gypsy just the other day.... screams as he sees this (http://www.idologic.com/hick2.gif) reflection... oh, no, the AW curse! what can I do ???

You can unpost that image you son of a motherless goat.

whoa,

that's some strong curse he said...

"I am soooo good looking!"

eliquid rushes to bestbuy for the only known cure

a DVD of "Bill and Tedd's bogus journey" but the curse was too...

heavy for eliquid to lift...

and eliquid had to acknowledge that he did, after all, like the idea of a Britney Spears/Barry Manilow tour.

Crushed underneath the pressure of being so beautiful, eliquid decided to date his 2nd choice....the ever-virgin Britney Spears... only to discover...

she was tranny and idologic-dh had already deflowered it

Suddenly, 4 hobbits appeared...

4 hobbits squeeling: "eliquid... eliquid... you said we were the only ones... You are our precious" :) ... at which eliquid replied

"This story line is getting stupid."

At which point, the writer leaned back in his chair and said "yes, I..."

"...know you are but what am I?"

I am an unlimited host... a host who has unlimited harddrives, bandwidth and IPs... but I'm not a liar... I'm a...

...marketing genius.

Unlike any other genius before me... I have found the secret... the secret to...

...making the perfect jello mold. It's all in the wobble of the...

idologic-dh?

Cant be...:)...what is it then?

With a sigh, he strolled over to the window and looked out. Deep in thought, he failed to notice that on the abandoned street below .....

was nobody, since the street was abandoned.

But then again he looked below at the abandoned street and saw...

still nothing.

Or was it nothing? Apparently, and barely perceptable, there was something. Something large, something ...

...no. It's nothing.

His mind was playing tricks on him, his eyes told him otherwise ...

...and what to his wondering eyes did appear...

a pink elephant who is dancing and prancing... but wait, what's that?

On the elephant was Mariah Carey singing. She sang so bad, the elephant decided to...

CRUSH her with its massive feet

But Mariah Carey knew what was about to happen and with her (awful) high pitched voice, she screamed so loud with such a tone that the elephant...

...that the elephant, whose name was Spot, started to run. See Spot run. Run Spot, run.

"Run Forest! Run!" cried Jenny. And so he ran and ran till he got pooped out...of the elephant which had swallowed him whole.

...Then Mariah, who was saved by her screechy voice decided to cross some railroad tracks and was hit by an Commuter train, which...

just kept on going because...

...it had to get to the next station at 5:15 pm. Meanwhile, on the train, there was...

....a loud explosion.

Apparently, it is a little known cosmic rule that when a commuter train hits Mariah Carey at around 5:15, it sets off a series of events which inevitably lead to another Big Bang.